TV critics meet a lot of stars during their trips to California, but few match the personal appeal of Chris P. Bacon. Yes, he's a pig (a small, two-legged one), but he has accepted his fate with a sense of grace and joy. He'll be part of a charming PBS special Wednesday (April 9); here's the story I sent to papers:
By MIKE HUGHES
Chris P. Bacon should be used to the complications of fame.
He’s a two-legged pig with a three-book deal, occasional TV
appearances and a key spot Wednesday in a feel-good PBS special. He’s used to
traveling … but not used to changing time zones.
“He woke me up at 3 this morning,” Dr. Len Lucero said after
they met with TV critics in Pasadena. “He’s still on Florida time.”
Still, he’s a cheerful traveler. “He has a lot of body
movements that mimic happiness,” Lucero said. “But for the most part, we assume
if (pigs are) quiet, they’re happy.”
Bacon’s colleague onstage was more visible in his joy.
Roofus, a golden retriever, is blind and lame (with non-functioning front legs),
yet upbeat. “He’s a very happy guy,” said Kathy Weir, his human.
He has, after all, survived an awful start. Roofus and his
brother, who is also blind, were abandoned in a park. They were taken to a
golden-retriever rescue agency, where Weir and a friend decided to take turns
caring for him … and to provide part of the $1,500 needed for prosthetic legs.
Such critter-prosthetics are becoming more common, said
Martin Kaufman, a Denver man who specializes in them. “If you can do it for a
two-patient, let’s do it for the four-legged,” he said.
Dogs are the biggest winners; the PBS special has Roofus and
others, but also includes a pony’s new foreleg, plus a beak for a swan and a
tail for an alligator. And it includes Bacon, in a category of his own.
With all sorts of troubled animals in his veterinary
practice, Lucero still noticed Chris. “Looking at this otherwise healthy animal
just crawl across the exam table, it didn’t seem right to put (him) to sleep.”
So he took him home. “I come walking in with this box and this
squeaky little pig inside, and everybody thought that they heard a bird …. I
told my family that we needed to find a home for this pet. And without batting
an eye, my wife stands up and says, ‘Well, you just found one.’”
Their kids, then ages 15 and 17, also approved. One of their
old toys was re-purposed, providing wheels in lieu of hind legs. Soon dubbed
Chris P. Bacon (after an old videogame character), he began making the rounds
in the passenger seat of the truck. Lucero calls him “my veterinary assistant.”
Soon, people noticed. A video quickly drew more than a
million views; Chris became one of the world’s best-known Bacons, alongside
Kevin, Canadian and Sir Francis. His story became an amiable children’s book.
He did TV appearances pleasantly … as long as he didn’t switch time zones.
“Nature: My Bionic Pet,” 8 p.m. Wednesday, PBS
(check local listings)
“Chris P. Bacon: My Life So Far,” Hay House