OK New York, it's time to beware of flying sharks


What do we do during the Television Critics Association sessions in Los Angeles? Serious things, often; during the 16-day stretch that just ended, we chatted with writers and producers and generals, plus Kobe Bryant and Dave Grohl and the Kiss guys.

But things also get silly, sometimes. Like the night we saw "Sharknado 2" at a swimming pool. Or a few days later when -- sandwiched between the PBS president and brilliant filmmaker Ken Burns -- I rushed back to my room for a conference call with the "Sharknado" stars and director. The movie arrives Wednesday on Syfy; here's the story I sent to papers:


By MIKE HUGHES


LOS ANGELES -- For Ian Ziering, this was the movie-star
experience. “I felt like I was a in a big Hollywood premiere,” he said.


Well, sort of. Except the biggest premieres have red carpets
and fancy gowns and movie theaters. “Sharknado 2: The Second One” was shown on
a wall alongside the Beverly Hilton swimming pool, with fake sharks in the
water and real hot dogs on the catering table.


The film – which debuts Wednesday on Syfy – is what the
title suggests. “This is not a deep movie,” Ziering said helpfully. Added Tara
Reid, his co-star: “It’s not like National Geographic or anything.”


National Geographic might say sharks can’t be lifted from
the ocean and flung – still alive and feisty – into New York City. “A shark can’t
do that,” director Anthony Ferrante said, “but a sharknado can.”


Forgive him for feeling possessive. Years ago, he said, he
pitched a different movie which had one character saying: “We don’t want what
happened in that other town. Remember the sharknado.”


Syfy rejected that film, but liked the word. It ordered a “Sharknado”
movie, which Ziering said he originally rejected. “I didn’t have the vision and
foresight to see what they had.”


Fortunately, his wife had financial foresight. A former “Beverly
Hills, 90210” star who divorced a former Playboy playmate, Ziering, 50, is now married
to a nurse and has two kids, ages 3 and 1; his wife suggested he take a job to
remain qualified for Screen Actors Guild insurance.


“I thought, ‘Well, no one’s ever going to see the movie,’”
Ziering said. “Boy, was I wrong.”


Something about the goofy title seemed to capture a
social-media world. The audience went from 1.4 million for the first airing (July
11, 2013), to 1.9 million for the second and 2.1 million for the third, James
Poniewozik wrote in Time magazine. “One in six tweets that (opening) night was
about ‘Sharknado’ …. Everyone from political pundits to Mia Farrow joined in
the ‘Sharknado’-nado.”


The film drew the usual monster-movie audience, Ferrante
said, but it went further. “Somehow, we also captured the mainstream audience ….
It was this fun little film that caught on.”


So the sequel follows the same route. “This(had) a very
campy nature,” Ziering said. “The only way to screw it up would be to change
it.” The only key changes involved:


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Moving the filming from Los Angeles to New York.
That created some discomfort – filming during a frigid February – Ferrante said,
but “makes the movie look gargantuan.”


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Adding cameos. That’s Robert Hays (“Airplane”)
flying the plane, Judd Hirsch (“Taxi”) driving the cab. “They told me I was
going to be eaten by a shark,” Hirsch said. “I said, ‘I’m in.’”


There are many other quirky cameos, plus all the big moments
that an action film requires. The actors, Reid said, were “reacting at sharks
coming at you, but nothing is coming at you.”


Those would be added later, with more than 700 special
effects. The stars didn’t get to see the final result until they joined TV
critics for a poolside evening that was (a little) like a Hollywood premiere.


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“Sharknado 2: The Second One,” 9 p.m.  Wednesday, Syfy; repeats at 11:02 p.m.


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“Sharknado” (2013) reruns that night at 7 p.m.
and 1:02 a.m.


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“Sharknado” and “Sharknado 2” rerun at 5 and 7
p.m. Saturday, leading into “Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda.” That one (starring
Conan O’Brien, produced by Roger Corman, 88, the micro-budget movie master) is
at 9 p.m. and 1 a.m., part of a 20-hour monster marathon from 9 a.m. to 5 a.m.


In the midst of nowhere, the world was transformed


For its first original drama series ("Salem"), WGN America merely drew shrugs. The second, however, is another matter. Directed and produced by Thomas Schlamme ("The West Wing"), "Manhattan" is a stylish look at the early days of Los Alamos, when strangers gathered in an obscure part of New Mexico, to create the bomb that might end World War II. Here's the story I sent to papers:


By MIKE HUGHES


LOS ANGELES -- On a stark stretch of New Mexico ranchland, a
makeshift city grew 70 years ago. It was “this very peculiar bubble in the
middle of nowhere,” said Sam Shaw, creator of the “Manhattan” series.


People came to Los Alamos, propelled by a patriotism and an optimism
that may seem distant now.


“We live in such a cynical and bitter time,” said John
Benjamin Hickey, who stars as a physicist. But back in 1943, it all seemed like
“such a great cause, to protect the American way of life.”


Los Alamos soon had 7,000 people, the majority of who didn’t
know what was being created. “Probably 70 percent, at least, found out … when
we dropped the bomb,” said Thomas Schlamme, who is director and producer of “Manhattan,”
just as he was of “The West Wing.”


The atomic bomb hit Hiroshima on Aug. 6, 1945, quickly
ending World War II. Now the series looks at the two years before that, as the
Manhattan Project rushed along. “It was an incredibly strange moment in
American history,” Shaw said.


But how do you re-create that? A key break, Schlamme said,
was finding an old Army hospital that was “days away” from being leveled.
Carpenters added more buildings and natural New Mexico did the rest.


“This is a verisimilitude that only God could make,” Hickey
said. “We shoot (much of it) outside … on probably 20,000 acres …. As far as
the eye can see, it looks like 1942.”


It’s an odd and distant place … ut actors are used tat.
“Very often, (I don’t) know what I’m going to be expected to do tomorrow,” said
Olivia Williams, who plays Hickey’s wife, a botanist. “(I find) out late at
night and I’m taken to a strange location in the dark and then told to perform
strange acts.”


Now “Manhattan” puts its characters – all of them fictional,
except for Manhattan Project chief Robert Oppenheimer – in that same situation.
In a strange place, te tackle strange projects.


Some knew they were building a super-bomb, said Ashley
Zukerman, who plays a young genius. They also knew “there was a team in
Germany, working on the same thing.”


Others had no idea. Rachel Brosnahan, who plays Zukerman’s
wife, met a woman who grew up in Los Alamos and told about her mother’s
reaction: “She had no idea, for all the time they had been there. And (when she
learned of Hiroshima), she became violently, physically ill.”


The world had discovered a fierce force, created amid New
Mexico obscurity.


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“Manhattan,” 9 p.m. Sundays, WGN America.


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Opener, July 27, reruns at 10:10 p.m.; also,
reruns at 9 and 10:10 p.m. on Monday, Wednesday and Thursday.


Let's marvel at these musical whiz kids


Sometimes, all you can do is listen and watch in awe. That's what happens when 12-year-old Mae Ya Carter-Ryan opens her mouth and the voice of a powerhouse jazz-gospel song emerges. She and 12-year-old cellist Charlie Zandieh are among the kids in cable's "Young Marvels." Here's the story I sent to papers:


By MIKE HUGHES


LOS ANGELES -- Young people, TV keeps telling us, are good
at dancing, cooking or singing pop songs.


Now one show, “Young Marvels,” reminds us that there’s much
more. Meet:


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Charlie Zandieh, 12, a cellist. “I started
realizing that … my emotions were coming out when I was playing,” he said.


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Mae Ya Carter-Ryan, 12, whose little-girl
speaking voice turns into the jazzy sound of a mezzo superstar. “I see myself
being on a big stage, singing in front of millions of people,” she said.


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Or the others. Among boys, there’s an opera singer,
11; a blind pianist, 13; and two dancers, ballet, 14, and ballroom, 8. Among
girls, there’s a dancer, 13, and there’s Mabou Loiseau; at 8, she plays the
piano, plays the flute and sings in eight languages.


For some, this is logical. Charlie’s parents and two
brothers are all musical. “I think my dad actually chose the cello for me,” he
said. It was a good choice; this year, he won a Juilliard School competition.


And for others, this is a huge detour in a family with
little music background. Mae Ya was 7 when she asked for singing lessons,
recalled her mother Ina:


“I said, ‘Sure, I’ll give you voice lessons.’ And I had no
intention of giving her voice lessons. She was already taking piano lessons,
and I just brushed it off ….


“One Saturday morning, a year later, I heard her singing
upstairs. And she was singing her heart out. And my mouth dropped open and I
said, ‘Oh my God, she can actually sing!’”


Even Mae Ya was surprised. “Everybody would say, ‘Oh, you’re
awesome; you’re great,’” she said. “And I’m like, ‘Oh, thank you.’ And then my
mom started to tape and I heard me and I’m like, ‘Wow!’”


 Others were wowed,
too. With most of the arts programs now eliminated from Chicago’s schools, her
mother says she’s often racing to private lessons. “I am a single parent, so it
is sometimes extremely difficult. A lot of sleep is lost, running to work,
running home from work to take her.”


Kathy Zandieh also knows the drill, taking Charlie to his lessons
at Juilliard. They live in Long Island, where school music programs thrive and
seem to boost other skills.


“It has helped math, science,” she said. “All three of the
kids are phenomenal students …. I think it would be a sin, almost. To take
music away or the arts away from school.”


It happens, often. And despite it all, young marvels keep
emerging.


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“Young Marvels,” 10 p.m. ET Wednesdays, Ovation
(via cable or satellite)


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12-part series; the second part airs July 23


A New Zealand chap suddenly becomes the god of gods


This is the beauty of the Television Critics Association tour: One moment, you're talking to people from an epic-scale Hollywood production -- a "Gotham" or "Sleepy Hollow" or such. The next, you're talking to an amiable guy who stars in the first New Zealand series to jump straight to American TV. "The Almighty Johnsons" is a clever show, at 10 p.m. Fridays on Syfy; here's the story, about its star, that I sent to papers:


By MIKE HUGHES


LOS ANGELES -- Emmett Skilton’s home town seemed designed
for make-believe.


This was a bayside spot in New Zealand. There was nowhere
else to go – “only one road in and one road out of town” – and no reason to
want to leave, he said. “It was beautiful -- sunshine, crystal-clear water ….
as a kid, I liked to play outside all day.”


He could pretend to be other people in other worlds. Still,
he never pretended to be Odin, the ultimate Norse god; now he’s playing him on
TV.


In “The Almighty Johnsons,” Skilton is Axl Johnson, an
ordinary lad who learned on his 21
st birthday that his brothers and
uncle are Norse gods … and he’s Odin, the leader of all gods. That odd notion
can:


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Bridge international gaps. “Almighty Johnsons”
is reportedly the first fully New Zealand series to run on an American network.


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Resist Syfy Channel trends. Whimsical shows
(“Eureka,” “Warehouse 13”) are gone; serious, rich-looking ones dominate. Dave
Howe, the channel president, talks of having “the smartest, cutting-edge and
provocative science-fiction.” By comparison, “Johnsons” is pure whimsy.


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Fit neatly into Skilton’s world.


Like Axl, Skilton grew up in small-town New Zealand, with
three brothers. Axl is the youngest; Skilton is the second-youngest. The
difference, he says, is that none of his brothers is mean – “we had a very female
influence from our mother and grandmother” -- and none is, to his knowledge, a
Norse god.


Their dad is a psychiatric nurse, their mom is a kindergarten
teacher and Skillton grew up with a sense of fun. At 13, he was chosen for an
improvisational theater group; then came the New Zealand Drama School, some
theater and small TV roles and the “Almighty Johnsons” try-outs.


“At the final auditions, the actors (playing Axl’s brothers)
were extremely short,” recalled Skillton, who’s 6-foot-3. “I thought, ‘Well,
I’m not getting that role.’”


He did, though. (Hey, why can’t Odin tower above all other
gods?) “Almighty Johnsons” was cancelled after its second season, was revived
after fan protests, then was buried for good after the third season.


By then, it was ready for international sales, with 36
episodes, muted accents and one familiar name: Keisha Castle-Hughes – who in
her teens was an Oscar nominee in “Whale Rider” and Mary in “The Nativity
Story” – is 24 now; she plays Gaia, Axl’s friend and platonic housemate.


The show was sold to Australia, the United Kingdom and even
Russia, Skilton said. The U.S. was a tougher market to crack. “Acquisitions
tend to not do as well in the ratings” as original productions do, said Howe,
the Syfy chief. Still, he has some and couldn’t resist this one. “We liked the
concept.”


That encouraged Skillton to move. Now he lives in the Hollywood
Hills and has meetings and auditions. He’s also picked up a new hobby: “I had
no idea that you could go snowboarding right here.”


Well, almost anything’s possible in Los Angeles, especially
for someone who’s been a Norse god.


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“The Almighty Johnsons,” 10 p.m. Fridays, Syfy;
rerunning at midnight.


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Third episode is July 25; before that, the first
two rerun Tuesday night (technically, Wednesday morning) at 1 and 2 a.m.


He's funny now, famous (maybe) soon


For three foolish summers, NBC had some silly summer shows while a better one ("Last Comic Standing") had been cancelled. Now "Comic" is back on Thursdays, bringing us some excellent stand-up comedians. Here's the story I sent to papers about a terrific one, Lachlan Patterson.


By MIKE HUGHES


LOS ANGELES -- Lachlan Patterson gets a lot of questions,
but this one tops (or bottoms) the list.


“I really hate it,” he said, “when people say, ‘How come you’re
not famous?’”


OK … except he really should be famous. Like many stand-up
comedians these days, he’s clever; unlike most, he’s also 6-foot-4 and
handsome.


On this summer’s “Last Comic Standing,” one judge (Keenen
Wayans) compared him to a store manikin; another (Russell Peters) said: “You
have the look that makes guys want to hate you.”


But they like him as soon as the comedy begins. Then they
ask why he isn’t famous.


Maybe it’s because he’s a quiet Canadian, not the type to
sell himself. Or maybe he just needs one big break … which is a “Last Comic
Standing” specialty. The show has “been an incredible talent-search vehicle,” said
Paul Telegdy, head of NBC’s alternative and late-night shows.


None of the seven previous winners has become a big star
(the most successful may be Alonzo Bodden), but many contestants have become
cable or TV fixtures. They’ve included Amy Schumer, Gabriel Iglesias, Ralph
Harris, Kathleen Madigan, Gary Gulman and Ralphie May.


Now Patterson – who’s in this year’s final six – could find
fame, belatedly proving his father wrong.


His dad had warned against a comedy career, an opinion worth
listening to. He’s a high school guidance counselor, Patterson said, and “has
access to all the information on jobs.”


He was also Patterson’s coach in baseball, soccer and basketball
– which dominated after the kid grew five inches at age 16. Later, after
quitting college, Patterson took a stand-up comedy class.


He did well in Canada, then moved to the U.S. in 2007. Three
years later, “Tonight” people scouted another comic and spotted him. “They
said, ‘We’d really like to use you, but we can’t say when.’”


When the call came, it was instant; Patterson was needed
that night. He savored the experience – “in Jay Leno’s audience, they applaud
jokes” – but didn’t become famous. For a while, he quit working the national
comedy-club circuit; in Venice, Cal., he surfed and was sometimes a dog-walker.


Then “Last Comic Standing” suddenly returned, after missing
three summers. “(Comedian) Wanda Sykes came to say, ‘Let’s do this again,’”
said Bob Greenblatt, NBC’s programming chief.


Patterson – who had been rejected in a previous year – returned
and thrived. “I think you could take this whole contest,” Roseanne Barr, one of
the judges, told him.


He could. He really should be famous, you know.


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“Last Comic Standing,” 10 p.m. Thursdays, NBC,
rerunning at 8 p.m. Mondays.


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Going into the July 24 hour, it has Lachlan
Patterson, Nikki Carr, Rocky LaPorte, Joe Machi, Rod Man and Karious Miller;
viewers will be able to add one more Online.