Snooki and JWoww are back on TV, starting Thursday. Here's the quick-turnaround piece I sent to papers, after a story today (Wednesday):

By MIKE HUGHES

These two were opposites, thrown
together in the blur of reality TV.

Jenni “JWoww” Farley was 23,
5-foot-7, with her own business; she planned and organized things.
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi was younger, smaller (4-foot-9), more
impulsive.