TV column for Friday, Sept. 23

“MacGyver” debut, 8 p.m., CBS.

The original
“MacGyver” series was reassuringly homespun. Sure, the hero
worked for a government agency; still, his inventive solutions
required little more than a quick mind and a Swiss army knife.

And in this reboot,
24 years later? He still has the knife and the mind, but now he's
backed by a helicopter, a speedboat, a computer whiz and more. The
action is slick and the stars (Lucas Till, George Eads and Tristin
Mays) are attractive, giving viewers at least some quick, forgettable

“Dr. Ken” season-opener, 8:31 p.m., ABC.

In real life, Ken
Jeong and his wife were both doctors,before he detoured into comedy.
In this fictional version, his wife (Suzy Nakamura) is a therapist
with a medical degree.

Now there's an
opening at the clinic where Ken works. The administrator (Dave Foley)
wants to hire her; Ken isn't so sure. Also, their teen daughter
ponders ways to hide her low SAT schores.

ALTERNATIVE: “Van Helsing” debut, 10 and 10:55 p.m., Syfy.

The world is overrun
again, this time by vampires. That shocks Vanessa “Van” Helsing,
who has just emerged from a three-year coma. Still, there's hope:
She's descended from Abraham Van Helsing, the

vampire-hunter. She's immune to the creatures ... and can even turn
them back to human.

This makes her vital
to humans ... and a target to vampires. Kelly Overton – of Cherokee
descent, who played the werewolf Rikki on “True Blood” -- stars.
The showrunner is Neil LaBute, a writer-director who's drawn praise
for such vampire-free movies as “Shape of Things” and “In the
Company of Men.”

Other choices

“The Wedding
Planner” (2001), 7 p.m., Bravo. Jennifer Lopez's film starts a
light-movie night. At 8, there's the frantic “Smokey and the
Bandit” (1977) on CMT and the rousing action of “Die Hard”
(1988) on Pop; at 8:15, the delightful “Charlie and the Chocolate
Factory” (2005) is on Freeform.

“Last Man
Standing” season-opener, 8 p.m., ABC. Uninvited guests are always a
problem. In this case, it's a bear inside company headquarters. Mike
must figure out how to get rid of it.

“Superstore” and
“The Good Place,” 8 and 8:30 p.m., NBC. Here are two quick reruns
– a season-opener, with the store workers strike wobbling; then a
terrific pilot film, with a bureaucratic error giving Kristen Bell a
better afterlife than she deserves. Both will have new episodes next

“Hell's Kitchen”
opener, 8 p.m., Fox. Many shows say they give contestants a “boot
camp,” but this one really starts in an Army facility. Before they
start cooking, the chefs must demonstrate discipline.

“The Exorcist”
debut, 9 p.m., Fox. A good-hearted priest is asked to save a girl who
seems inhabited by demons. That's way out of his expertise, so he
tries to get help from an older priest who's bitter and broken. The
result is stylishly filmed, but asks viewers to slog through a
dismal, continuing story.

“Hawaii Five-0”
season-opener, 9 p.m., CBS. Two serial killers have been slain ...
and one was dumped inside “Five-0” headquarters. That may seem
helpful, but it's illegal; the team searches for a vigilante.

“Blue Bloods”
season-opener, 10 p.m., CBS. Michael Imperioli (“The Sopranos”)
plays a lawyer in the attorney general's office, brandishing new
evidence against Danny. Also, Lori Loughlin plays the widow of a
slain cop; she asks Frank to keep her only son out of the police

TV column for Wednesday, Sept. 21 (slightly out of order)

(This is the Wednesday TV column, out of order. The Thursday one, out of order, is right below this.)

“Designated Survivor” debut, 10 p.m., ABC.

The season's best
new show is done with subtlety and skill. During the State of the
Union address, it seems, one cabinet official is tucked away in case
there's an emergency. This time, there is one; soon, an obscure
official (Kiefer Sutherland) becomes president.

This could have been
overwrought, but that's not Sutherland's style. Instead, we get the
depth and drama of a quietly decent man, thrust into world-changing

II: “Lethal Weapon” debut, 8 p.m., Fox.

For four movies,
this formula has paid off: A careful, cautious cop is paired with a
mad-dash one. They bicker amid chases and shoot-outs and more.

Now the TV version
adds extra warmth: The older guy (Damon Wayans) has good reason to be
careful; fresh from a health crisis, he's a new dad. The younger one
(Clayne Crawford) has solid humanity below his suicidal facade.
There's still lots of action, but there are also good reasons to

ALTERNATIVE: “Empire” season-opener, 9 p.m., Fox.

Don't be tardy for
this; within the first couple minutes, we're belted by power-punch
moments. That's the “Empire” style; in the season-finale, Lucious
married the scheming and pregnant Anika to keep her from testifying
against him; soon, she was battling on the rooftop with his

Now emotions are
stirred by Lucious' mother and son (both bipolar) and his
half-brother. The result is overheated, but engrossing. It has few of
the usual music moments, but one epic song is worth the wait.

Other choices

8-9:30 p.m., CBS. For its 33rd season, “Survivor” has
a generational battle. The millenials tribe ranges from a high school
student, 18, to an Internet videogame host, 31; the generation-X
tribe ranges from a model, 33, to a mechanic, 52. The millennials
includes a bartender and a barista; the gen-X'ers includes two
lawyers, a cop and a pastor.

debut, 8:30 p.m., ABC. Maya (Minnie Driver) is a passionate parent,
scrambling to find the perfect school district for her son, who had
cerebral palsy ... often while ignoring the rest of the family. She's
sometimes a delight and sometimes just overbearing. Fortunately, some
side characters – especially Cedric Yarbrough as the school
groundskeeper – add extra fun.

“Law & Order:
Special Victims Unit,” 9 p.m., NBC. When a little boy is found
alone in Central Park, the investigation ranges from terrorism to
rape. The story is solidly told, but not necessarily satisfying.

“Modern Family,”
9 p.m., ABC. The family manages to re-unite, after separate trips
take people to New York, Mexico and the Midwest.

“Big Brother,”
9:30-11 p.m., CBS. Here's the finale, with a $500,000 winner.

9:31 p.m., ABC. As a kid, Dre feels, he never had a big-deal family
vacation. Now he takes everyone (including his father) to Disney

“American Horror
Story,” 10 p.m., FX. This is the season “AHS” kept secret.
During last week's opener, viewers finally learned that it centers on
a couple that may have bought a house haunted by the vanished Roanoke
Colony. The show's complicated interview/flashback approach offers
lots of work for actors – including new Emmy-winners Sarah Paulson
and Cuba Gooding Jr., as the couple.

TV column for Thursday, Sept. 22

“The Good Place,” 8:30 p.m., NBC.

In the terrific
pilot -- which will rerun Friday -- Eleanor (Kristen Bell) found a
bureaucratic error: She'd been sent to a better afterlife than she
deserves. Instead of telling the guy in charge (Ted Danson), she'll
try to fake it ... or to learn from her “soul mate” how to be

That won't be easy,
especially when she's annoyed by her neighbor ... played by Jameela
Jamil, a beauty who towers almost 10 inches above Bell. The result is
always fun and sometimes quite funny.

II: “Pitch” debut, 9 p.m., Fox.

Two summers ago,
Mo'ne Davis became the first girl to pitch a shut-out in the Little
League World Series. Now this well-made drama imagines the next step:
After working her way through the minors, a young woman a lot like
Davis is ready for her debut with the San Diego Padres.

The Padre reactions
vary, from bitterness by a displaced pitcher to hesitent guidance by
the star catcher (Mark-Paul Gosselaar), but the general manager (Mark
Consuelos) sees a business boost. “Pitch” tends to take a
realistic view of baseball and of human quirks, while giving us
characters we can root for.

ALTERNATIVE: “Grey's Anatomy” and “How to Get Away With Murder”
season-openers, 8 and 10 p.m., ABC.

At times, we might
criticize Shonda Rhimes productions, with their overheated moments.
Then we see another producer try the same genre and fail ... which
“Notorious” does tonight. Suddenly, Rhimes' shows – with their
hyper plots balanced by strong dialog and performances – seem quite

On tonight's
“Anatomy,” a doctor ends up in the hospital, while Bailey tries
to figure out what happened; also, Meredith juggles secrets. On
“Murder,” Annalise and her students create a law clinic.

Other choices

Football pre-game,
7:30 p.m. ET, and game, 8:30. Here's a collision of two teams with
2-0 records: The Patriots (thriving during the first half of Tom
Brady's four-game suspension) host the Texans, who have found early
success after signing Brock Osweiler as quarterback.

“Superstore,” 8
p.m., NBC. Last season, Glenn ignored company policy and gave
Cheyenne maternity leave; when he was fired, everyone walked out. As
the new the season starts, no one can agree on what to do next ... or
even if this is a strike. “Superstore” isn't the great show NBC
imagines, but with dandy sight gags and two likable stars (America
Ferrera and Ben Feldman), it overcomes occasional flaws.

“Rosewood,” 8
p.m., Fox. Eddie Cibrian joins the show as the new captain and
Villa's boss. In the season-opener, the murder victim is the protege
of Miami's hot-shot mayor.

debut, 9 p.m., ABC. Julia (Piper Perabo) produces a talk show that
has a vile host. Jake (Daniel Sunjata) is a lawyer whose clients may
be rich and mean. Pretty much everyone on this show is wealthy,
attractive and thoroughly unlikable; we're left with little reason to

“Chicago Med”
season-opener, 9 p.m., NBC. It would be handy if NBC had a classy
show to counteract “Notorious.” Alas, this hour trudges through
the hospital-show traditions, while rarely finding any believable
humanity. Two bursts by authority figures seem absurdly contrived.

“The Blacklist”
season-opener, 10 p.m., NBC. Red adjusts to the fact that Liz has
been captured once again. The task force adjusts to the news that
she's alive.

“Better Things,”
10 p.m., FX. With just enough laughs to qualify as a comedy, these
stories sneak up on us beautifully. One is about a friend's
no-account husband; another has a director (perfectly played by Lenny
Kravitz) visit Sam's home for dinner and a moment of human

TV column for Tuesday, Sept. 20

“This is Us” debut, 10 p.m., NBC.

Here is one of the
best pilot films in years ... but we don't want to reveal too much.
You'll meet some wonderfully mismatched people. There's a
sweet-spirited couple, awaiting childbirth ... a handsome TV star in
an awful show ... a rich man probing his roots ... a woman despairing
her weight and her life. Savor some great moments – especially from
Gerald McRaney as a kindly doctor – and see how it fits together.
We're not sure where it can go, but it's a great start.

“Bull.” 9 p.m., CBS.

Long before he
became Dr. Phil the advice-giver, Phil McGraw was a consultant,
telling lawyers how to choose and work a jury. So now CBS has created
a character a lot like him; it cast former “NCIS” star Michael
Weatherly, then wedged the show between the two “NCIS” hours.
That seems logical.

But somewhere in
there, any warmth or humanity was squeezed out. A fun guy in “NCIS,”
Weatherly plays a cold figure here. “Bull” has lots of high-tech
devices, but little sense of human inhabitants.

ALTERNATIVE: “Defying the Nazis,” 9-10:30 p.m., PBS (check local

Like many people,
Waitstill and Martha Sharp spoke out against evil; he was a Unitarian
minister, decrying the rise of Nazi Germany. And unlike most people,
they did something about it. Using codes and cover-ups, they managed
to help hundreds of Jewish children reach freedom.

They left their home
(and children) for long stretches, while doing risky spy work. It's a
great story of regular people triumphing; beautifully by Artemis
Joukowsky (the Sharps' grandson) and Ken Burns.

Other choices

“Dancing With the
Stars,” 8-10 p.m., ABC. It's time for the season's first ouster.

“NCIS,” 8 p.m.,
CBS. The ratings-champion opens its 14th season with a
reworked cast. Now that Michael Weatherly is gone, Duane Henry
becomes a regular and there are new roles for Jennifer Esposito and
for Wilmer Valderrama ... who plays a guy who disappeared when
working undercover.

Nine-Nine,” 8 p.m., Fox. The first two seasons have been mixed –
praise, two Golden Globes, an Emmy and so-so ratings. The third
starts with Jake and Captain Holt in Witness Protection in Florida.
Their only contact is a federal marshal (Maya Rudolph) ... until a
video goes viral.

“New Girl,” 8:30
p.m., Fox. Last season ended with big laughs and big plot moves –
Schmidt and Cece married, Winston and police colleague Aly started a
long-distance relationship and Nick plunged into a romance ... just
as Jess realized (again) that she wanted him. Now Nick is back,
Winston is adjusting and the newlyweds are having trouble finding
their first home.

“Scream Queens,”
9 p.m., Fox. A disappointment (in quality and ratings) last year,
“Scream” was given a second chance to try again, with the same
characters in a different setting. Jumping ahead years, the dean
(Jamie Lee Curtis) starts a hospital with hunky doctors (John Stamos
and Taylor Lautner) and many of her old students (Emma Roberts,
Abigail Breslin, Lea Michele, Keke Palmer).

“NCIS: New
Orleans,” 10 p.m., CBS. Vanessa Ferlito joins the cast as a special
agent who's here (at first) to investigate the team. It has other
concerns, with a sniper targeting crowds.

“Agents of
SHIELD,” 10 p.m., ABC. Hydra has been defeated, SHIELD is
legitimate ... but the world thinks Coulson is dead. He has to go
back to field work (paired with Henry Simmons), with the team waiting
for a new boss.Also, May (Ming-Na Wen) trains strike teams.

TV column for Monday, Sept. 19

“The Good Place” debut, 10 and 10:30 p.m., NBC.

Eleanor (Kristen
Bell) has been richly rewarded for her good deeds. Her afterlife is
in the good place, carefully designed by Michael (Ted Danson), a
novice planner.

Alas, Michael made a
bureaucratic mistake: She's not a good person. Now she must admit she
doesn't belong here ... or quickly learn (or fake) goodness. The
result is filled with wonderfully imaginative touches. It debus in
this great slot after the “Voice” opener ... then goes to
Thursdays, a bad place.

“Kevin Can Wait” debut, 8:30 p.m., CBS.

CBS has pushed hard
to convince us – and maybe itself – that this is the next big
thing and Kevin James is “the king of comedy.” It's not, he's not
... but the show is fairly pleasant and well-constructed.

James plays a cop
who is newly retired, with lots of energy and extra time. He figures
he'll party with his pals, who are also retired cops. Then his
daughter drops out of school and brings her boyfriend, who has a
computer project. Life changes ... in moderately amusing ways.

ALTERNATIVE: “Gotham” season-opener, 8 p.m., Fox.

It's a night of DC
domination. One network (CW) has two more reruns of “Supergirl”
reruns, which starts its season Oct. 10. Another (Fox) has more DC
Comics characters, via “Lucifer” andd this one.

Jim Gordon – an
honest cop in the past, the police commissioner in the future – is
now working as a bounty hunter. Gotham is overrun with monsters and
the escapees from the Indian Hills asylum are being killed by their
own powers. Also, young Bruce Wayne has a double roaming the streets.

Other choices

“Capital,” any
time, Fresh from
showing Toby Jones in a difficult period piece (“The Secret
Agent”), this streaming service now has him in a lighter, modern
tale. Everyone on the street gets a postcard saying, “We want what
you have.” Rachael Stirling and Gemma Jones also star.

“The Voice,”
8-10 p.m., NBC. The season starts with Miley Cyrus and Alicia Keys
joining Blake Shelton and Adam Levine as judges. A sampling showed
that Cyrus brings a lively counterpoint.

“The Big Bang
Theory,” 8 p.m., CBS. Last season ended hilariously, with an
unexpected tryst involving Leonard's dad (Judd Hirsch) and Sheldon's
mom (Laurie Metcalf). They're both back, as a wedding also brings
Penny's family from Nebraska; there's her dad (Keith Carradine), her
anxiety-ridden mom (Katey Sagal) and her drug-dealing brother (Jack

“The Case of
JonBenet Ramsey” conclusion, 9-11 p.m., CBS. Here's the second half
of the four-hour docudrama, as experts re-examine the 20-year-old
murder case.

“Lucifer,” 9
p.m., Fox. Wouldn't you have trouble focusing on work, if you'd just
learned that your mother had escaped from Hell. That happens to
Lucifer tonight; Mom is played by Tricia Helfer, known to fantasy
fans as the sexy “Battlestar Galactica” villain.

“Match Game,” 10
p.m., ABC. With the new “Conviction” series still two weeks away,
ABC fills the void with a stray episode of its Alec Baldwin game

“Erin Brockovich”
(2000), 10:30 p.m., AMC. Give her a so-so story – such as “Pretty
Woman” (1990), at 8 p.m. -- and Julia Roberts can be terrific. Give
her a great story and she's even better. Now AMC has her
Oscar-nominated and Oscar-winning roles, back-to-back.