TV column for Friday, Jan. 9


TONIGHT'S MUST-SEE:
“Glee” season-opener, 8-10 p.m., Fox.

There have been
plenty of misadventures – for the show and its characters – in
New York. Now it's time to return to where this once triumphed –
among gleeful kids in small-town Ohio.

Rachel is there
because her career crashed, Kurt and Blaine because their romance
sputtered. Others merely arrive (in the second hour) for Homecoming;
all agree it's time to revive the programs that Sue (now the
principal) crushed. There are weak stretches here, especially with
Kurt and Blaine, but also soaring ones, musically (from Rachel's “Let
It Go” to the new kids' uptempo slngs) and personally.

TONIGHT'S MUST-SEE
II: “Last Man Standing” and “Cristela,” 8 and 8:31 p.m., ABC.

Here's a nod to the
old days, when ABC's comedies ruled. Two of their stars have key
guest roles.

On “Home
Improvement,” Patricia Richardson played the wife of a tool zealot
(Tim Allen); now she's the “Last Man” neighbor whose noisy tool
projects annoy Mike (Allen). Then Roseanne Barr plays the estranged
wife of Cristela's boss; she has her own law firm and takes an
interest in Cristela.

TONIGHT'S
ALTERNATIVE: “Great Performances,” 9-10:30 p.m., PBS (check local
listings).

There are some
awesome voices in this world and opera star Renee Fleming has stuffed
many into one mega-concert. Each, alas, gets only one song, leaving
time for the singers to talk to students.

The talk is good;
the singing is awesome. Catch great talents from Broadway (Norm
Lewis, Sutton Foster), pop (Sara Bareilles), country (Alison Krauss),
jazz (Dianne Reeves) and more. Hear Josh Groban turn a Charlie
Chaplin song (“Smile”) into a triumph. And yes, Fleming proves
she she can go far beyond her classical roots: She milks every bit of
pain and beauty from “Danny Boy.”

Other choices
include:

“Banshee”
season-opener, 1 p.m. to 1 a.m., Cinemax. The second season –
tough, nasty, sometimes sexy and always well-crafted – reruns; that
concludes with the sheriff (a master thief who stole the identity of
Lucas Hood) blasting his enemies, with the help of ex-lover Carrie.
There's one more man to smite and that happens in the first few
minutes of the season-opener (10 p.m., rerunning at 11 and midnight).
Then Hood finds new problems, from his angry daughter and angrier
American Indians.

“Baby Mama”
(2008), 7:52 p.m., Bravo; or “Mean Girls” (2004), 8 p.m. Comedy
Central. Tina Fey's films collide. Fey wrote the smart script to
“Mean Girls” and co-stars as a teacher advising a mistreated teen
(Lindsay Lohan). She didn't write “Baby Mama,” but stars as a
businesswoman who hires a quirky sort (Amy Poehler, who will host the
Golden Globes with Fey on Sunday) to carry her baby.

“Hart of Dixie,”
8 p.m., CW. The 10-episode season starts with an episode that had an
advance showing last month ... and doesn't need to be seen again.
There are a few bits of goofy fun involving firefighter training, but
much of the hour has Zoe throwing herself at Wade, the guy she left.

“Hawaii Five-0,”
9 p.m., CBS. The theft of a priceless Van Gogh painting leads to an
undercover assignment for Kono and Chin (Grace Park and Daniel Dae
Kim).

“Masters of
Illusion” return, 9:30, CW. This four-episode run has Dean Cain
introducing top magicians.

“Blue Bloods,”
10 p.m., CBS. Danny (Donnie Wahlberg), a big supporter of military
veterans, feels conflicted when he learns that several have linked to
pull off a robbery.

TV column for Thursday, Jan. 8


TONIGHT'S MUST-SEE:
“The Big Bang Theory,” 8 p.m., CBS.

After resting for
three weeks, TV's best comedy has a new episode, to start CBS'
no-rerun night.

Leonard and Sheldon
reluctantly agree that they'll do something that Penny and Amy want;
that leads to dress-shopping ... which really can't go well.
Meanwhile, Raj frets about a space probe he helped launch; Wolowitz
tries to distract him.

TONIGHT'S MIGHT-SEE:
“Expedition Unknown” debut, 9-11 p.m., Travel.

Josh Gates doesn't
seem to trifle with small things. In “Ghost Hunters” and
“Destination Truth,” he chased monsters and such; he starts his
new show with a search for Amelia Earhart, the pilot whose plane
disappeared in 1937.

The bad news is that
ghosts, monstets and long-missing pilots are notoriously hard to
find. The good is that Gates makes the search fun, finding intriguing
people, places and clues.

TONIGHT'S
ALTERNATIVE: “Portlandia,” IFC, or “Babylon,” Sundance; both
10 p.m.

Two brilliant
satires arrive simultaneously, forcing us to record one or stay up
for reruns.

“Portlandia” has
Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein leaping between characters; this
season-opener (rerunning at 10:30 p.m. and 1 and 1:30 a.m.) has a
flashback for the book-store ladies. The “Babylon” debut
(rerunning at 1 a.m.) has a slick blonde (Brit Marling) manage the
image of a blunt cop (James Nesbitt, whose superb “The Missing”
concludes Saturday); that isn't easy, during a riot and jail break.

Other choices
include:

“American Idol,”
8-10 p.m., Fox. Wednesday's jaunty season-opener started the New
Orleans auditions. Tonight, that concludes and the second hour starts
the Kansas City tryouts, which wrap up Thursday.

“The Taste,”
8-10 p.m., ABC. A Latin-themed week has contestants trying tacos,
ceviche and more.

“Finding Vivian
Maier” (2013), 8-9:30 p.m., Showtime. For four decades, Vivian
Maier was a nanny and a mystery – tall, thin, quiet, forever
shooting photos. She died at 83, leaving 150,000 images, none of them
published and many of them superb. John Maloof bought them at an
auction and soon found they are masterworks; he created this
compelling documentary about a splendid enigma.

“Mom,” 8:31
p.m., CBS. Christy finally has a night alone ... but not for long;
Colin Hanks (a Golden Globe-nominee for “Fargo”) plays her
neighbor. Meanwhile, her re-uniting parents try a romantic night ...
soon broken up by his ex-wife (Beverly D'Angelo).

“Two and a Half
Men,” 9:01 p.m., CBS. Walden discovers a problem with having Louis
as his foster son: It's difficult to find intimacy with female
friends.

“Elementary,” 10
p.m., CBS. Searching for Watson's ex-colleague, Holmes comes across
another missing-person case.

“Archer”
season-opener,, 10 p.m., FX. Things start with the usual chaos. The
headquarters blew up; Archer's mom has linked with the CIA and
ordered a $10-million remodelling. Meanwhile, fatherhood has pushed
Archer into a haze of sex and liquor. Then he's back, in a fairly
good episode.

TV column for Wednesday, Jan. 7


TONIGHT'S MUST-SEE:
“American Idol” opener, 8 p.m., Fox.

The dark days are
gone now. “Idol” no longer needs to mock deluded youths; mostly,
it offers a feel-good look at young singers, many of them with real
talent.

This opener, from
Nashville, starts with a vibrant 19-year-old who brings most of her
nine siblings from small-town Mississippi. It ends with a talented
15-year-old from Florida, trying for the show that began when she was
1. In between are bad singers (dismissed quickly) and ones worth
catching.

TONIGHT'S MUST-SEE
II: “The Middle,” 8 p.m., ABC.

Two Emmy-winners
frolic, in a broad and funny episode. Pam Heaton is Frankie, who
never left her home town; Kirstie Alley is the classmate who won $1
million and moved to the city.

Each has two Emmys;
tonight they help brush away our rerun blues. There are also new
episodes of “The Goldbergs,” “Modern Family” (after a close
call, the Dunphys vow life changes) and “Black-ish.”

TONIGHT'S
ALTERNATIVE: “Empire” debut, 9 p.m., Fox.

Lucious (Terrence
Howard) is a music mogul who's had lots of hits and lots of troubles.
His health is bad; so is the health of the music industry. None of
his three mismatched sons seem ready to take over the company. And
his past has returned, in the fierce form of their ex-con mother
(Taraji Henson). “Empire” is what we'd expect from cable or
movies. It's produced and directed by Lee Daniels (“The Butler”)
and written by Danny Strong, who did that film plus HBO's “Game
Change” and “Recount.” Leaping between present and past,
between joy and fear, it's complex and difficult, but worth trying.

Other choices
include:

“The Mentalist,”
8 p.m., CBS. Sliding to a new night (where “Survivor” is between
seasons), this show has an episode focusing on an excellent character
– Abbott (Rockmond Dunbar), the quiet FBI boss.

“Nature,” 8
p.m., PBS (check local listings). Here's France, far from the crowds.
On the once-regal Fontainebleu estate, 10-point stags are friends for
life – except when battling for a female. On cliff sides, amazing
creatures (two of them human) live vertically. There's much more, in
a gorgeous hour.

“Episodes,” 8
p.m. to 12:30 a.m., Showtime. With short seasons and sharp writing,
this is an annual delight. Matt LeBlanc plays a lunk-headed version
of himself; in the show, he's in a bad series written by Brits who
know better. Here's the entire third season; the fourth has a clever
start Sunday.

“People's Choice
Awards,” 9-11 p.m., CBS. The awards are wildly insignificant, so
let's hope the show is entertaining. It could be, with music (Lady
Antebellum, Iggy Azelea, Fall Out Boy) and a respect for mainstream
comedy. Anna Faris and Alison Janney of “Mom” host; last year's
host, Kaley Cuoco-Sweeting, will be there with her “Big Bang
Theory” castmates. Both shows are up for best network comedy,
facing “New Girl,” “Modern Family” and “2 Broke Girls”;
clever comedies get respect.

“Heartland”
return, 9 p.m., UP. This well-made Canadian series ended the first
half of its season with a jolt when Amy (who loves horses) was kicked
by one during a storm. Now she's in grave condition. Beautifully
filmed and solidly acted, this has (except for her overwrought dad)
well-drawn characters.

“Chicago P.D.,”
10 p.m., NBC. A routine stop leaves Burgess (Marina Squerciati) in
the hospital with gunshot wounds, while forces combine to find the
shooter.

TV column for Tuesday, Jan. 6


TONIGHT'S MUST-SEE:
“American Experience,” 9 p.m., PBS (check local listings).

Robert Ripley was
good at many things, actually; he was a champion handball player, a
good artist, a smart guy. But he was an awful media star, with a bad
voice, buck teeth and a clumsy, stilted manner.

That made him
perfect for his life: He was the ordinary guy who kept showing us
extraordinaryt events. He was fascinated by everything – from
religious customs to physical quirks, from firewalkers and a
piano-playing dog to a guy walking down stairs on his head. His
“Believe It or Not” went from newspapers to Broadway, radio, TV,
movie shorts and more. It's a great story, skillfully told.

TONIGHT'S MIGHT-SEE:
“Agent Carter” debut, 8 and 9 p.m., ABC.

Even before entering
the Marvel universe, Hayley Atwell was a star-to-be. Growing up in
England and the U.S., she showed the best of both worlds. She took
dead-serious TV roles -- “Any Human Heart,” “Pillars of the
Earth,” “The Prisoner” -- before becoming Peggy Carter in
Captain American films.

Now it's 1946; women
are marginalized in post-war life and Carter is doing administrative
work for the Strategic Scientific Reserve. Howard Stark (Dominic
Cooper) has been framed; he asks her to go undercover and provides
his butler Jarvis (James D'Arcy of cable's “Those Who Kill”) to
help.

TONIGHT'S
ALTERNATIVE: Movies, cable.

Here's a
Hollywood-history cruise – three best-picture Oscar-winners in one
night. At 8 p.m., IFC has “Crash” (2004), the ingenious film
with racial biases colliding in modern Los Angeles; Encore has
“Unforgiven” (1992), Clint Eastwood's brooding film about a
gunman revisiting his past. At 8 p.m. ET, Turner Classic Movies has
“The Sting,” with Paul Newman and Robert Redford in rich scams.

Another film didn't
win best-picture, but may be tonight's best. “The Graduate”
(1967), 7:45 p.m. on Sundance, brought an Oscar for director Mike
Nicholas and fame for the superb Dustin Hoffman.

Other choices
include:

“Pretty Little
Liars,” noon to 9 p.m., ABC Family. A rerun marathon is followed at
8 p.m. by the mid-season return. The friends are determined to prove
that Alison killed Mona, but her alibi seems solid. Also, there's a
turning point for Emily and Paige; and Aria tries some creative
computer-hacking.

“MasterChef
Junior” opener, 8 p.m., Fox. Let's savor this Gordon Ramsay and
wish that the other one – the rude, crude guy who yells at
grown-ups on “Hell's Kitchen” -- vanishes. With 19 kids (ages
8-13) in the room, he's patient, encouraging and ... well, human; he
even rushes to help a boy who burned part of the entree. There are a
few other bumps – one girl cuts two fingers – in a mostly fun
hour.

“NCIS,” 8 p.m.,
CBS. Viewers have frequently seen one of Gibbs' ex-wives, Diane
Sterling (Melinda McGraw); now another (Jeri Ryan) arrives and
Sterling is back ... while Gibbs is busy with two cases that seem to
be copies of previous murders.

“NCIS: New
Orleans,” 9 p.m., CBS. After a deadly explosion, the team learns
that Pride was the target.

“Switched at
Birth,” 9 p.m., ABC Family. Daphne should be happy now, as she and
Emmett start in an intimate college led by his mother (Marlee
Matlin). Still, she's weighed by guilt because Bay took the blame for
her lawbreaking; soon, the rest of the family is aware of this.

“Ground Floor,”
10 p.m., TBS. Brody has a new job, a new boss and an assignment that
puts him against his old boss.

“Cougar Town”
season-opener, 10:30, TBS. Things got sticky last year, when Jules'
son Travis hooked up with her friend Laurie. Now Laurie's pregnant
and Jules (Courteney Cox playing a grandmother-to-be) plans to make
the ultimate sacrifice in support – forgoing wine until the baby is
born.

 

TV column for Monday, Jan. 5


TONIGHT'S MUST-SEE:
“The Bachelor” or “Celebrity Apprentice,” 8 p.m., ABC and
NBC.

It's a reality-show
face-off, with opposite people in charge. Chris Soules lives in
Arlington, Iowa (population 427), growing food; Donald Trump lives in
Manhattan, growing money.

Still, they do have
things in common. Both made family businesses flourish; both have had
their romantic misadventures. Soules had just ended a long
relationship when he reached “The Bachelorette”; he got to the
final three, before being rejected. Now he starts with 30 women.
Trump started his season Sunday with 16 people; tonight, the
celebrities try an ad campaign.

TONIGHT'S MIGHT-SEE:
“Gotham,” 8 p.m., Fox.

After a five-week
break, this stylish show is back to continue its first season.

Assigned to Arkham
Asylym, Det. Gordon (the future police commissiomer) confronts a
murder; that brings him to Dr. Thompkins, played by Morena Baccarin,
the “Homeland” and “V” beauty. Meanwhile, Cobblepot (the
future Penguin) continues to gather his evil army.

TONIGHT'S
ALTERNATIVE: “Independent Lens: Rich Hill,” 10 p.m., PBS (check
local listings).

Returning to their
childhood home town, two cousins made an involving documentary,
winner of the Sundance Festival's top prize. On the western edge of
Missouri, Rich Hill has 1,400 people and some riches – as evidenced
by $3,000 bids in pie auctions; this film visits three teen boys on
the flip side.

Each has troubled
parents and little money. Two are deeply troubled themselves, but the
third is a handsome and likable football player, somehow surviving a
life of constant change.

Other choices
include:

“2 Broke Girls,”
8 p.m., CBS. Max and Caroline have doubts about the factory they
chose to make their cupcake T-shirts.

Movies, 8 p.m.,
cable. While some people are watching the third and final “Hobbit”
film in theaters, others can see the middle one (2013) – well-made,
but with no real beginning or ending – on HBO. There's also “The
Matrix” (1999) on IFC and some families -- “Judy Moody and the
Not Bummer Summer” (2011) on Disney or the fairly good “Muppets
Most Wanted” (2014) at 9 p.m. on Starz.

“Mike &
Molly,” 8:30 p.m., CBS. As Molly rewrites her book, people wonder
if she'll ever finish.

“Scorpion,” 9
p.m., CBS. Here's a case of technology fun going bad: While playing
an Internet game, Ralph accidentally reveals the location of a CIA
safe house, causing several deaths.

“Jane the Virgin,”
9 p.m., CW. In a terrific rerun, Jane feels bad about her feelings
for Rafael (her handsome boss); she mentions this to her fiance,
who's not pleased. Things are sometimes fun and sometimes sticky ...
but there's also a sweetly gorgeous scene in a bridal salon.

“Sleepy Hollow,”
9 p.m., Fox. After their tough standoff with Moloch, Abby and Ichabod
meet an angel who may help.

“NCIS: Los
Angeles,” 9:59 p.m., CBS. Working undercover, Callen is held
hostage in a building that's wired with explosives.