“The Middle,” 8 p.m., ABC.
The Van Dyke boys
have gone far from their days in Danville, Ill. Dick has four Emmys,
a Tony (for “Bye Bye Birdie”) and a Grammy (for the “Mary
Poppins” cast album). Jerry had great guest spots on his brother's
show, then ranged from “Coach” to, alas, “My Mother the Car.”
Now Jerry, 83, has a
recurring role as Tag, Frankie's dad. Dick, 89, plays his estranged
II: “American Idol,” 8-10 p.m., Fox.
“Idol” threw a
curve at contestants this year, announcing that only the top five
contestants – compared to 10 in previous years – will go on tour.
Now – on a night when contestants will belt arena-style anthems –
we'll learn who those five are.
Last week, Rayvon
Owen and Joey Cook finished in the bottom two. Twitter votes put Owen
in the top six and sent Cook home.
ALTERNATIVE: “Big Time in Hollywood, FL,” 10:30 p.m., Comedy
This strange show
has emerged as an unexpected gem, with a plot that keeps escalating.
It all started with brothers trying to finance their filmmaking by
faking their kidnapping. Soon, the actor they'd hired was killed and
both brothers were in rehab for non-existent drug habits.
That's where they
met Cuba Gooding Jr. (playing a perverse version of himself) and
inadvertently helped him with a robbery. Now a berserk detective
(Michael Madsen), hired by their mom, has them at gunpoint. Things
get wilder ... and, in a dark way, funnier.
p.m., PBS (check local listings). The first two weeks of the
delightful “Animal Homes” eyed individual or couple projects; now
the finale views animals that think big. Off the coast of Scotland, a
million puffins live together (alongside other birds), providing
protection. Topping that are the leaf-cutter ants of Costa Rica, with
millions of them sharing a srawling, one-acre home.
p.m., CBS. Half the original 18 contestants are gone now, with the
hardest-hit being the original “no-collar” tribe. Last week, Joe
Anglim, a jewelry designer, was the fourth no-collar ousted,
alongside three white-collar and two blue-collar.
9 p.m., ABC. Jay takes Cam's place on a bowling team ... unaware it's
an all-gay league. Also, Gloria and Mitchell try to show they're
still young by clubbing with the newly-21 Hayley.
9:31 p.m., ABC. Michael Rapaport – who also will guest Thursday in
FX's “Louie” -- plays an executive who happens to be both white
and street-smart. He challenges Dre's street cred and gives an
urban-market account to an inept colleague.
p.m., ABC. Teddy's music-education initiative lures the city's stars
for a gala. Rayna is getting readdy to perform with her daughters and
Deacon – who is awaiting news about his health crisis. Also, Layla
(Aubrey Peebles) ends up alongside Jade St. John (Christina
“CSI: Cyber,” 10
p.m., CBS. One Arquette sister (Rosanna) has a big, flashy guest role
tonight in this OK (but way-too-brutal) hour. That contrasts with her
younger sister, the show's stars. Patricia Arquette has talent – as
proven by her new Oscar – but she plays this series in a monotone.
(BBC America) or “The Americans” (FX) season finales, 10 p.m.,
cable. Take your choice of two richly crafted dramas. “Broadchurch”
has some major life changes; “Americans” has a trip with
Elizabeth and her daughter; also, Stan's effort to save Nina brings a