TV column for Friday, April 11

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “The Neighbors” season-finale, 8:31
p.m., ABC.

For two seasons, this neatly off-center show has delighted
some people and been scorned by others.’ Now its future is uncertain … a fact
that’s referred to often in this witty episode.

Dick’s scheming brother has convinced everyone to go back to
the home planet. It’s time for farewells … except that Dick’s family faces
indecision caused by a romance, an early admission to college, a pregnancy …
and the wobbling friendship with the only Earthling family in the neighborhood.
The result makes a great transition episode … or a clever finale for a show
that was quirky and underappreciated.

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “Hannibal,” 10:01 p.m., NBC.

For Will Graham, falsely accused and wrongly imprisoned,
this is a pivotal episode. Could he finally be cleared of charges that he’s the
mass murderer? Will anyone believe his wild accusation that the real killer is
his therapist, Hannibal Lecter?

We’ll find some of that tonight as the lone survivor
struggles with her memory. She’s played by Anna Chlumsky, once a 10-year-old
star of “My Girl” and now, at 32, a co-star of HBO’s dandy “Veep.”

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Rio” (2011), 8 p.m., FX; reruns at 10:02.

A terrific movie night includes a chance to see this animated
delight on the day its sequel opens.

In the snowy North, a sweet-spirited bird (Jesse Eisenberg) feels
he’s the last of his kind. Then there’s word of a female (Anne Hathaway) in Rio
de Janeiro. A grand adventure begins, blending humor with music and colors that
reflect Rio at its most joyous.

Other choices include:

“Unforgettable,” 8 p.m., CBS. After catching a deadly
assassin, Carrie must co-operate with her to stop a terrorist plot.

“Last Man Standing,” 8 p.m., ABC. Mike (Tim Allen) starts to
worry about his dad (Robert Forster). Soon, Vanessa is talking to the girls
about taking care of them when they grow old.

More movies, 8 p.m., cable. “The Hangover” (2009, TBS) and “The
Help” (2011, TNT) were huge box-office hits, for opposite reasons. “Hangover”
aimed for loose fun; “The Help” is a sometimes-sobering view of changing race
relations, with lots of fun scattered in. Also at 8, IFC has “Aliens” (1986), with
writer-director James Cameron flashing the skill that would propel “Terminator”
and “Titanic.”

“Hawaii Five-0,” 9 p.m., CBS. A bad tip leads McGarrett and
Danny to a building that’s rigged to explode.

More movies, 9 p.m., cable. Two long-ago films were
well-crafted pioneers. The original “Footloose” (1984, CMT) was one of the
first movies to sometimes have a stylish, music-video feel; “Bullitt” (1968), a
Steve McQueen cop film, had one of the first great car chases.

“Blue Bloods,” 10 p.m., CBS. While probing the murder of a
college professor, Danny has a new concern: He’s facing an ethics investigation
that his dad, the police commissioner, didn’t tell him about.

“Mountain Monsters,” 10 p.m., Destination America. The guys
search for a West Virginia creature believed to be nine-feet tall and
1,000-plus pounds. As in the season-opener (rerunning at 9), they build an
enormous trap that, viewers will quickly guess, has zero chance of catching

TV column for Thursday, April 10

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Two and a Half Men,” 9:01 p.m., CBS.

When Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher started working on “That
‘70s Show,” they might have seemed worlds apart. She was 14, a Ukraine native;
he was 19, an Iowa native.

They went on to other lives (including his marriage to Demi
Moore), then re-united. Now they’re engaged, she’s pregnant and she guests
tonight; she plays Vivian, viewed by Walden (Kutcher) as ideal.

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “Shark Tank,” 8 p.m., ABC.

“Once Upon a Time in Wonderland” finished early, so ABC is
plugging other shows into this key hour.

On some Fridays, “Shark Tank” offers little more than guys
in suits, arguing about percentages. That might not interest viewers waiting
for “Grey’s Anatomy” and “Scandal,” but for tonight ABC chooses an hour that will
interest (or enrage) women. The first pitch ignites a war between the panel’s
men and women; the last re-ignites that fight. It’s all quite messy and
sometimes fun.

TONIGHT ALTERNATIVE: Northern visions, all night, National
Geographic and Animal Planet.

As our world becomes excessively civilized, viewers grope
for the opposite. That explains why two channels fill the night with non-fiction
shows on the Northern frontier.

National Geographic obsesses on “Life Below Zero,” following
people in the Alaskan bush. Reruns start at 3 p.m., leading into an hour (9
p.m., repeating at 10) that summarizes the first season and peeks at the
second. Then comes “Alaska State Troopers” at 10 p.m. and more “Below Zero” reruns
until 3 a.m.

Animal Planet counters with Northern shows from 7 p.m. to 6
a.m., including new hours of “Alaska: The Last Frontier” at 8 p.m. and the treasure-hunting
“Ice Cold Gold” at 9 and 10.

Other choices include:

“The Big Bang Theory,” 8 p.m., CBS. Sheldon needs comforting
when he abandons his passion for the string theory of physics. Also, a clumsy
double date has Raj and Emily with Howard and Bernadette.

“Blazing Saddles” (1974), 8-10 p.m., AMC. Here is writer-director
Mel Brooks at his best, sometimes excessive but often terribly funny. His story
of a black sheriff in cowboy days has some classic moments.

“Parks and Recreation,” 8:30 p.m., NBC. In an earlier
season, there were hilarious moments when Leslie (Amy Poehler) was wracked by
the flu. Now flu season has again ripped through town; she and Andy are both
sick, while trying to book acts for the unity concert.

“Grey’s Anatomy,” 9 p.m., ABC. Derek and Callie are working
with a machine that recognizes emotions. (On this show, a machine like that
could hit overload.) Also, Cristina is up for a big award.

“The Crazy Ones,” 9:31 p.m., CBS.  Fresh from the Kutcher-Kunis pairing, CBS has
another interesting one. Robin Williams and Pam Dawber, the “Mork and Mindy”
stars, play possible lovers.

“Scandal,” 10 p.m., ABC. With his campaign sputtering, the
president considers ignoring Olivia’s advice.

“Elementary,” 10:01 p.m., CBS. A pickpocket dies of anthrax
poisoning. Now Sherlock Holmes must get to the source by figuring out whose
pocket was picked.

TV column for Wednesday, April 9

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “American Idol,” 8-10 p.m., Fox.

After dumping four women in five weeks, viewers turned
things around last week – almost. They gave the fewest votes to Sam Woolf, 17,
who has adequate talent and great teen appeal.

Then judges used their lone save to keep him. Now the final
five men (Woolf, Caleb Johnson, C.J. Harris, Alex Preston and Dexter Roberts)
and three women (Jessica Meuse, Jena Irene and Malaya Watson) do songs from the
1980s; viewers vote and – with no save option left – someone will be ousted

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “Nature,” 8 p.m., PBS (check local

These aren’t your usual hardy heroes. Driftwood was born
without rear feet, Roofus (who is blind) has defective front legs, Journey whas
no front left paw.

They’re dogs whose lives were transformed by prosthetics. We
also see a bird’s new beak, an alligator’s new tail; we meet Chris P. Bacon, a
pig scooting around on a wheeled device (assembled from a child’s toys) to
replace his rear legs. This feel-good hour ripples with delightful creatures
and more. It shows how animals have benefited from progress in people
prosthetics, and vice versa. 

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “The 100,” 9 p.m., CW.

Last week, Clarke learned it was her mother (not her friend
Wells) who turned in her dad, leading to his execution. She could finally make
up with Wells … who was promptly killed by little Charlotte.

Now the aftershocks rage, in an interesting (if overwrought)
hour. Trying to resettle Earth almost a century after nuclear devastation, the
teen ex-prisoners debate a primitive sense of justice. Back on the space
station, Clarke’s mom, a doctor, gropes desperately for a way to reach Earth
and help them.

Other choices include:

“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” 8 and 9 p.m., NBC.
First is a rerun of the episode that saw Benson testifying in the trial of her
attacker. Then a new episode finds him escaping and targeting her.

“Survivor,” 8 p.m., CBS. Newly merged into a single tribe,
the survivors include four people from the original “Beauty” tribe and three
apiece from “Brains” and “Brawn.” Tonight, they have what CBS says is the
wildest hunt ever for an immunity idol.

Movies, 8 p.m. and beyond, cable. Maybe the 1980s were
splendid after all. Three terrific action films add great character touches.
“Beverly Hills Cop” (1984, 9 p.m., CMT) is mostly light-hearted; “Die Hard”
(1988, 8 p.m., AMC) is fun action and “Glory” (1989, 8:30 p.m., BBC America) is
serious and compelling.

“Nova,” 9 p.m., PBS (check local listings). Just how smart
are creatures? Crows shape sticks into grub-hunting tools, a cockatoo picks
locks, a raven solves a puzzle almost instantly. This bird-brain hour launches
a three-week look at animal intelligence; dogs and dolphins are next.

“Modern Family,” 9 p.m., ABC. This rerun has guest roles for
Adam DeVine (Gloria’s new nanny), Fred Willard (Phil’s widowed dad) and Nathan
Lane (Pepper, planning the wedding for Cam and Mitchell).  

“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,” 10 p.m., CBS. Now we have
two networks obsessing on cannibals. NBC’s “Hannibal” continues on Fridays;
here, the CSI people learn that a cannibal isn’t working alone.

TV column for Tuesday, April 8

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Trophy Wife,” 9:30 p.m., ABC.

Diane isn’t the sort who says “thank you” if you save her
life. She doesn’t say it to Kate, so these two – Pete’s first wife and his third-and-current
one – are at odds.

There are other things to worry about, in a funny episode.
Pete and Jackie (his second wife) may have ruined their daughter’s dating.
Also, Kate wants to censor the PTA minutes.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “Justified” season-finale, 10 p.m.,

This has been a splendid season, with a bizarre mix of characters.
Darryl Crowe and his overwhelmed sister Wendy are superbly played by Michael
Rapaport and Alicia Witt. They join her son Kendall, 14, plus bands of nasties
from Detroit and Mexico … all lusting for Boyd Crowder’s heroin.

Can one hour resolve all of this … plus the prison ordeal of
Boyd’s fiancé and the shooting of Raylan’s boss (which Kendall is trying to
take the rap for, to protect his uncle)? Sort of. “Justified” has had a lot of
muted moments lately and that continues tonight; still, it’s a solid end to a
great year.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “The Dave Clark Five: Glad All Over,”
8-10 p.m., PBS (check local listings).

The Beatles dominated history and memories, but other
British groups have also been huge. Clark’s band did Ed Sullivan’s show 18
times, made a good movie and had eight top-10 singles in the U.S.

This special, rippling with great clips and high-octane
music, recalls those times. You could call this self-serving, because it’s
directed (skillfully) by Clark; still, he didn’t conduct the interviews, which
bring huge praise from such varied souls as Gene Simmons (of Kiss) and Whoopi
Goldberg. Most important is the praise from Bruce Springsteen and his
bandmates, plus Tom Hanks’ resounding hall-of-fame speech.

Other choices include:

“Dr. Phil,” afternoon (check local listings). This is
episode No. 2,000, we’re told. There have been 15,000 guests (referred to
61,000 hours of much-needed therapy), chosen from five million letters. Today,
the show looks back at some of them.

“Glee,” 8 p.m., Fox. Friends find opposite extremes in New
York: Rachel throws herself into her “Funny Girl” stardom; Kurt is the victim
of a gay-bashing attack.

“NCIS,” 8 p.m., CBS. McGee’s girlfriend Delilah gets the focus.
He wants ask her to move in; she has other issues: Returning to her Department
of Defense job, she finds a break in an old case.

NCIS: Los Angeles, 9 p.m., CBS. Combinations are re-juggled.
Nell is with Deeks; Eric gets a new partner.

“The Mindy Project,” 9 and 9:30 p.m., Fox. Last week’s fun
episode saw Mindy finally nudged toward Danny, the medical colleague who loved
her from afar. Now come the complications – his former girlfriend (a drug rep)
is back; her idol (played by Anna Gunn of “Breaking Bad”) wants to hire her.

“The Goldbergs,” 9:01 p.m., ABC. Adam is excited about
inviting Dana to his birthday party, which has a laser-tag theme. Alas, his
brother wants him to change it to a make-out party.

“Resurrection,” 10 p.m., ABC. After showing just five
episodes, “Mind Games” has been yanked from the schedule. Instead, here’s a
rerun of Sunday’s “Resurrection,” with Bellamy trying to protect Jacob, while
haunted by a past incident in his police days.

TV column for Monday, April 7

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: Basketball, 9 p.m. ET, CBS.

This is the big one, the NCAA championship game, with a
preview at 8:30 ET.

Preceding that in many time zones (but following it on the
West Coast) is a rerun of the funny season-opener of “The Big Bang Theory.” Back
from his ocean adventure, Leonard decides to quietly stay at Penny’s place for
a few days he doesn’t tell his roommate Sheldon, whose feelings are hurt.

with the Stars,” 8-10:01 p.m., ABC.           

It’s a night for the Houghs to take over. Julianne – once
one of the show’s pro dancers, now an actress and country-music singer – is a
guest judge; her brother Derek leads this edition’s first “all-star” dance, mixing
pros, contestants and (tonight) Kathryn McCormick, formerly of “So You Think
You Can Dance.”

This also may be Derek’s last time being teamed with Amy
Purdy. Tonight, we learn which changes viewers have ordered in the show’s
“switch-up” vote. Last week, no one was pushed out because Billy Dee Williams
(the oldest contestant, at 76) withdrew because of back trouble.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “In Performance at the White House,”
9 p.m., PBS (check local listings).

This may be the ultimate concert experience: It starts with
Patti LaBelle singing “Over the Rainbow” and ends with Aretha Franklin singing “Amazing

In between are other great women. The line-up includes
Melissa Etheridge, Jill Scott, Janelle Monae, Ariana Grande and “Voice” winner
Tesssane Chin.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE II: “Being Human” series finale, 9
p.m., Syfy.

It’s been a tough journey for this show, adapted from a
smart British series about mismatched misfits. Syfy cancelled it after four
seasons, but gave it time to plan this finale.

“Human” started with Aidan (an angry, 260-year-old vampire)
and Josh (a good-hearted werewolf) renting an apartment, only to learn it’s
occupied by Sally (a bubbly ghost). Josh met Nora, inadvertently turned her
into a werewolf, and married her. Also, Aidan got angrier and Sally got
quirkier. Tonight, Sally considers an extreme sacrifice and Aidan desperately
tries to rid the house of evil.

Other choices include:

Daytime: “The Price is Right” (11 a.m. on many CBS stations,
check local listings) has its 8,000
th episode, looking back at past
highlights. And at 4 p.m. on GAC (Great American Country), Kimberly Schlapman
of Little Big Town starts a new season of her cooking show, “Kimberly’s Simply

“The Voice,” 8-10:01 p.m., NBC. The battle rounds conclude.

“Bones,” 8 p.m., Fox. Medical marijuana is a key topic in
this rerun. The murder victim suffered from lupus and one of the tech staffers,
Wendell Bray, discusses his cancer treatments.

“The Following,” 9 p.m., Fox. Ryan
is adjusting to the shock of Claire’s reappearance.

“Lost Girl” season-finale, 10 p.m., Syfy. Bo takes an
extreme step to stop evil from conquering the world.

“Castle,” 10:01 p.m., ABC. In a rerun, the murder victim
looks a lot like medical examiner Lanie Parish, who might be the real target.
Annie Wersching (“24”) plays a cosmetic surgeon.