TV column for Monday, May 19



TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “The Voice” and “Dancing With the
Stars,” 8 p.m., NBC and ABC.

Tonight, viewers get one more chance to vote; on Tuesday,
both shows will have new champions.


In five seasons of “Voice” -- where careers are at stake -- every
winner has been coached by Blake Shelton (three) or Adam Levine (two). Tonight,
Shelton has Jake Worthington and Levine has Christina Grimme; the interloper is
Usher, with Josh Kaufman.


For “Stars” – with little at stake – the final-four contestants
are ice-dance champion Meryl Davis and Paralympic snowboarder Amy Purdy, plus
actors James Maslow and Candace Cameron Bure.


TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “Warehouse 13” finale, 9 p.m., Syfy; rerunning
at 11 p.m. and 1 a.m.


A rare blend of whimsy, warmth and save-the-world fantasy,
“13” has given us seven splendid seasons. It takes a goofy premise – a
warehouse for artifacts of history and myth – and adds quirky characters.


Now the show departs, with each offering a “memory” -- Claudia
tap-dancing, Myka karate-kicking, Artie raging. These are fun, but there are
important things to be decided: Will the warehouse really move? Will Claudia
take over? Will Pete and Myka admit they’re in love? Stick around.


TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Bones” season-finale, 8 p.m., Fox.


Tossing aside its quiet style, this hour starts big (a
flash-forward emergency-room scene) and ends bigger, when a gun battle has
enough blasts to fill a summer-movie weekend.


Unfortunately, that’s not really the end; viewers will be
held in limbo for four months, until next fall. And the final minutes are
wildly unbelievable – Brennan is out of character, there’s no back-up plan and
fierce gunfire seems to go unnoticed in suburbia. It’s a fairly good episode,
despite all those late flaws.


Other choices include:


“2 Broke Girls,” 8 p.m., CBS. In a rerun, Caroline buys Max a
pillowcase … then must find the old one.


“Mike & Molly,” 9 p.m., CBS. Already overwhelmed by
taking care of his mother, Mike isn’t happy about Molly landing an invitation
to a two-month writers’ workshop in Iowa.


“24,” 9 p.m., Fox. As Jack scrambles to elude killers and
warn the President in the embassy, Margot shows that she’s willing to wield
fierce destruction.


“The Bachelorette” opener, 9:30-11 p.m., ABC. Maybe the real
mystery isn’t why Andi Dorfman quit “The Bachelor,” but why she didn’t do it
sooner. Juan Pablo Galavis, a former soccer prop, seemed like a mismatch for
Dorfman, an assistant district attorney focusing on gang-busting; still, she
stuck around to the final three, including the overnight stay. Then she quit;
now she gets a chance to find a closer match.


“Independent Lens,” 10 p.m., PBS (check local listings). The
young Americans we meet at the start of this documentary are optimistic,
idealistic and likable, ready for missionary work. There’s a catch, this
chilling film says: The anti-gay views of their International House of Prayer
spark fierce bias in Uganda; a new law includes life-sentences for gays and
imprisonment for anyone who helps them.


“The Maya Rudolph Show,” 10:01 p.m., NBC. It’s been a long
time since primetime TV tried a variety series, with music and comedy; here’s a
pilot by someone from both worlds. Rudolph sings (her mother was gifted singer
Minnie Ripperton) and did comedy on “Saturday Night Live.” Several “SNL” alumni
– Andy Samberg, Fred Armisen, Chris Parnell – visit, with Janelle Monae as
music guest.


TV column for Sunday, May 18



TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Billboard Music Awards,” 8-11 p.m.,
ABC.

 

The awards merely honor whoever sold the most music in the
past year. Up for “top artist” are Miley Cyrus, Justin Timberlake, Bruno Mars,
Katy Perry and Imagine Dragons; nominated for the “milestone award” are Carrie
Underwood, Ellie Goulding and OneRepublic.


The real draw for the night (hosted by Ludacris) are performances.
They include Cyrus, Underwood (in a duet with Miranda Lambert), OneRepublic and
Imagine Dragons. Jennifer Lopez sings and get an Icon Award; there’s music from
Ricky Martin, Lorde, Luke Bryan, Ariana Grande, Pitbull, Iggy Azelea, Florida
Georgia Line, 5 Seconds of Summer and what’s called “the Michael Jackson
experience.”


TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “The Amazing Race” finale, 8 p.m.,
CBS.


Rachel Reilly has lived in our TV sets lately. In the 2010
“Big Brother” she romanced Brendon Villegas (now a physics doctoral student)
and finished ninth; the next year, they returned and she won. Then they
finished third on “Amazing Race” … now they’re back, married, and in the Las
Vegas finish.


They face Dennis and Connor O’Leary, who are father-and-son
cancer survivors, and Jennifer Wayne and Caroline Cutbirth. Once in the
country-music trio Stealing Angels, the women – granddaughter of John Wayne,
descendant of Daniel Boone – are now, respectively, a songwriter and a music promoter.


TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Call the Midwife” and “Masterpiece
Classic” season-finales, 8 and 9-11 p.m., PBS (check local listings).


Towering (6-foot-1), clumsy and big-hearted, Chummy has been
a delight on “Midwife.” We’ve seen her marriage to a cop and her relationship
with a wealthy and disapproving mother. Last week, the mom arrived, separated
from her husband and penniless; now Chummy (Miranda Hart) takes care of her.


Then “Mr. Selfridge” follows Harry Selfridge (Jeremy Piven),
the cocky American who owns a London department store. He’s desperate to clear
his name and show that the evil Lord Loxey is actually the World War I profiteer.
Also, Henri may go to war; Agnes may quit the store to focus on the restaurant.


Other choices include:


“Coldplay: Ghost Stories,” 7 p.m., NBC. Before switching to
ABC for the Billboard awards, music fans can catch this special, which mixes
concert footage and other film.


“The Simpsons” season-finale, 8 p.m., Fox. Bart betrays a
friend to win a school race.


“Cosmos,” 9 p.m., Fox. This hour asks the big questions: Why
do civilizations perish? And are there beings somewhere who live forever?


“The Women of SNL,” 9-11 p.m., NBC. In a late change, NBC is
pulling “Believe” and “Crisis” (each for the second straight week), replacing
them with this rerun of a “Saturday Night Live” compilation.


“The Good Wife” season-finale, 9 p.m., CBS. As soon as Louis
Canning (Michael J. Fox) joined Diane’s law firm, he began scheming to take it
over. That continues tonight, while Alicia hears a threat to her firm.


“Game of Thrones,” 9 p.m., HBO. Tyrion finds an ally; Jon
finds his warnings about The Wall are ignored.


“The Mentalist” season-finale, 10 p.m., CBS. Here’s the last
new episode for a show that will be back next season, but isn’t on the fall
schedule. When an old case re-opens, Lisbon delays her move.


TV column for Saturday, May 17



TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Saturday Night Live,” 11:29 p.m., NBC.

 

It’s been a so-so season for “SNL,” especially since Seth
Meyers left. Still, the show perks up whenever a good host (Louis CK, Lena
Dunham) hosts; we have high expectations for Andy Samberg.


When he joined “SNL: in 2005, Samberg brought along two
friends who worked off-camera. Together, they created many of the best “SNL
digital shorts”; now that he’s back to host (with St. Vincent as music guest),
we’re expecting the season to end with a much-needed injection of wit.


TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “Spider-Man 2.1,” 8-11 p.m., ABC.


A lot of different Spider-men (some animated, some not) have
swung through our pop culture. The newest version – starring Andrew Garfield,
directed by the appropriately named Marc Webb – reached theaters two weeks ago;
here’s a reminder that the previous incarnation was splendid.


Tobey Maguire stars, with Kirsten Dunst as his love
interest. Sam Raimi (who added eight minutes to this version) directed, working
with top talent: Alvin Sargent, a two-time Oscar-winner (for “Julia” and “Ordinary
People”) wrote the screenplay; Alfred Molina, a three-time Tony-nominee, plays Dr.
Octopus.


TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Da Vinci’s Demons,” 9 p.m., Starz.


Last week’s terrific episode (rerunning at 8 p.m.) saw
Leonardo da Vinci barely escape from South America with his friends and one
enemy (the evil Riario). Now he’s back in Florence, which is in limbo.


Prince Lorenzo is still gone, desperately negotiating with
King Ferrante. Duke Federico is ruling Florence sternly. And Riario is actually
trying to reform.


Other choices include:


“The Breakfast Club” (1985) and “Grease” (1978), 7 and 9
p.m., ABC Family. These popular youth films happen to be opposites. “Club” has
a smart story, skillfully underplayed, about teen angst. “Grease” has a ditzy
story, but vibrant songs written in the style of 1950s pop.


“Kitchen Nightmares,” 8 p.m., Fox. In a change, Fox inserts
a rerun of the show’s return to Amy’s Baking Company, in Scottsdale, Ariz.


“2 Broke Girls,” 8 p.m., CBS. In another change, we get this
rerun: With their business hurt by the “cronut” (croissant doughnut) fad, Max
counters with fried cake.


“Friends with Better Lives,” 8:30 p.m., CBS. This rerun
finds Will (James Van Der Beek) returning to the dating world and trying to
seem adventurous by “sexting.” Also, control-freak Kate learns that the other
women are planning Jules’ wedding without her.


“The Following,” 9 p.m., Fox. Here’s a rerun of the
season-finale. Ryan and serial-killer Joe Carroll reluctantly work together, to
battle Mark and Luke.


“Orphan Black,” 9 p.m., BBC America. Rachel and Sarah – both
played brilliantly by Tatiana Maslany, as are the other clones – are battling
each other. Now Sarah scrambles to protect her daughter and others.


“In the Flesh,” 10 p.m., BBC America. Kieren had hoped to
leave his little town and start a new life. That may not be possible, now that
an anti-zombie politician has imposed new travel restrictions.


TV column for Friday, May 16



TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Barbara Walters: Her Story,” 9-11 p.m.,
ABC.

Back when she was a “Today” writer, Walters said in her
autobiography, “60 Minutes” producer Don Hewitt told her frankly: “You don’t
have the right looks …. Forget about being in front of the camera.”


Soon her popularity soared with her on-air reports. She
became a regular, then network TV’s first female morning-show host in 1974 and its
first female news anchor in ’76. Now she’s retiring at 83; she will do her
final “The View” (which she co-created) this morning, then be the center of an
evening of memories.


TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “24,” 8 p.m., Fox.


At first, Jack Bauer’s mission seemed straight-forward: A
techno-villain’s device could control the American drones, launching chaos,
assassination and world war; find the guy and seize the device.


Except someone else did it first; now she’s bringing the
device to her mother, a terrorist. Jack pursues them while a smart CIA agent (Yvonne
Strahovski) chases him. This is a rerun of the tautly crafted third hour; catch
it tonight, because there are nine new Monday hours to go, spicing our summertime.


TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “American Masters,” 9-10:30 p.m., PBS
(check local listings).


George Plimpton was a Harvard and Cambridge man with
old-money roots. He edited the Paris Review and knew the greats. Hemingway
praised him; others -- Mailer, Roth, Ginsberg, etc. – partied with him.


Still, he was better known for doing commercials, hosting
“Mousterpiece Theatre” and writing light pieces about becoming a temporary goalie
or trapeze artist or such. His “Paper Lion” (with the skinny intellectual
playing pro quarterback) became a movie. Here’s a fascinating look at an odd
and zestful life.


Other choices include:


“Shark Tank” season-finale, 8 p.m., ABC. Kaeya Majmundar
grew up near Chicago, with big expectations; she was supposed to be a doctor,
like both parents. Instead, she won the national college prize for entrepreneurs.
Now this sophomore takes her notion – boxes that instantly go from flat to
ready – to the investors. Her session wraps up the hour, giving the season an
emotional finish.


“Hawaii Five-0,” 8 p.m., CBS. In a rerun, McGarrett probes a
murder while watching the newly adopted baby of his sister (Taryn Manning).


“Whose Line is It Anyway?” 8 and 8:30 p.m., CW. A new
episode has Jack Osbourne, followed by a rerun with Keegan-Michael Key.


“Hart of Dixie” season-finale, 9 p.m., CW. Wade faces a
decision. Also, Grandma Bettie urges Lemon to get serious about finding a guy.


“Blue Bloods,” 9 and 10 p.m., CBS. The first rerun has
family tangles. Danny negotiates when his sister is one of the hostages; their
brother violates orders, forcing their dad (the police commissioner) to decide
the punishment. In the second, Danny probes a subway death and his dad meets
the inspector general.


“Grimm” season-finale, 9 p.m., NBC. The Monroe-Rosalee
wedding day brings trouble for everyone else.


“Hannibal,” 10:01 p.m., NBC. Will hesitates to help
Hannibal, whose life is threatened.


TV column for Thursday, May 15



TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “The Big Bang Theory” season-finale, 8
p.m., CBS.


Last week brought a jolt to TV’s best comedy: After twice
turning down Leonard’s proposals, Penny – bitter about a job gone bad –
proposed to him; he said yes … and was carrying an engagement ring.


Now they have to break the news to Sheldon – who really
doesn’t like anything to change. Also, Raj has fresh hopes with Emily; Howard
and Bernadette try to deal with his mom’s injury.


TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “The Carbonaro Effect” debut, 10 and
10:30 p.m., TruTV.


At a post office, a clerk opens a long, flat box … and takes
out a bowling ball, round and firm. He opens another box and finds a birthday
cake … with the candles still lit. And he demonstrates a new “portal” delivery
service that defies the rules of time and space.


Welcome to a fresh, funny take on hidden-camera shows. It
works partly because Michael Carbonaro, 32, is so good at sleight-of-hand and
at improvising. His calm “explanations” – even as a chick hatches in a grocery
store’s carton of eggs – add to the fun.


TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Rosemary’s Baby” conclusion, 9-11
p.m., NBC.


The first half of this mini-series found a young American
couple despairing in Paris. Rosemary (Zoe Saldana) had a miscarriage; Guy
(Patrick Adams) had writers’ block. Then an older couple dominated their lives.
Guy was promoted (after a competitor’s suicide); he and Rosemary had steamy
sex.


That’s where we start tonight. On one hand, this is
beautifully directed by Agnieszka Holland, with superb work from Saldana. On
the other, the plot – fairly straight-ahead, except for a final twist -- worked
better as a 1968 movie; stretching it out to twice that length offers no benefit.


Other choices include:


“Grey’s Anatomy,” 8 and 9 p.m., ABC. After a rerun of last
week’s episode, we get the season-finale. It really should focus on Cristina;
after 10 years and five Emmy nominations, Sandra Oh is leaving. All of that is
soon scuttled, however, when a crisis (apparently terrorist-driven) hits the
hospital.


“Vampire Diaries” season-finale, 8 p.m., CW. Elena demands
help from Liv and Luke.


“The Millers” season-finale, 8:31 p.m., CBS. Nathan forgets
to get his mom a Mother’s Day present.


“American Idol,” 9 p.m., Fox. Tonight, we learn who will be
in the finale Tuesday and Wednesday. Expanding back to an hour, “Idol” also has
past-champion Scotty McCreery singing “Feelin’ It.” Then someone – Caleb Johnson,
23, Alex Preston, 21, or Jena Irene, 17 – will be sent home.


“Reign” season-finale, 9 p.m., CW. As the king’s madness
escalates, his son (Francis) and daughter-in-law (Mary) take drastic action.
Another crisis comes as Lola goes into labor with Francis’ baby.


“Two and a Half Men,” 9:01 p.m., CBS. Here’s a rerun of the
episode that assembled some of the greats from TV’s comedy past. Marty (Carl
Reiner) has proposed to Alan’s mom; now a party assembles his pals, played by
Tim Conway, Steve Lawrence and Garry Marshall.


“Elementary” season-finale, 10:01 p.m., CBS. Sherlock Holmes’
brother is accused of murder and treason. Complicating the investigation is the
growing rift between Holmes and Watson.