“Mistresses,” 10:01 p.m., ABC.
This show has
improved thoroughly since the mopey Savi left. Now it centers on Joss
(Savi's sister), a terrific character who tend to boom ahead, with
mixed (and interesting) results. She links with the hesitent Karen
and April ... with a new character arriving tonight, bringing
juggles humor, romance, serious drama and silly soapiness. At times,
it flubs: When Joss says Harry (her fiance, Savi's ex-husband) is
“acting like a crazy person” and he calls her “very
melodramatic,” both are correct. Usually, however, “Mistresses”
finds the spot between mope and soap.
“Scorpion,” 9 and 10 p.m., CBS.
After being bumped
by comedies for a while, this show has two reruns tonight and another
Tonight's first one
sees Walter visit his sister in the hospital, along with their
parents and his colleagues; then there's a fungus outbreak, leaving a
pack of geniuses under quarantine. The second has torrential rain on
Christmas Eve, leaving a crack in a dam and a town in peril.
ALTERNATIVE: “Unreal” season-opener, 10 p.m., Lifetime.
A year ago, Rachel
(Shiri Appleby) was an alcoholic who'd imploded on-camera, while
working on a “Bachelor”-type show. Still, she was skilled at
stirring trouble. “We don't solve problems, we create them,” she
explains tonight. “And then we point cameras at them.”
Now she's the
showrunner, as bitter as ever. Her old boss was promoted to producer
... replacing a guy who schemes to return. After choosing a black
bachelor, Rachel tries to concoct racial tension. Some of this seems
repetitious, an unbroken sea of cynicism; still, there are moments of
ALTERNATIVE II: “Devious Maids” season-opener, 9 p.m., Lifetime.
At times tonight,
“Maids” turns serious. Zoila (Judy Reyes) returns to work for the
boss (Susan Lucci) who gave doctors a key instruction: Prioritize
Zoila, at the expense of her unborn baby. Clumsily crafted, those
scenes are quite awful; we're glad when “Maids” returns to being
a camp-ish soap spoof.
Such moments start
instantly, with Eva Longoria (one of the show's producers) briefly
playing herself. There are more gems involving two troubled couples –
each with the spouse withholding the truth. And in the final minutes,
there's a death, a mistaken identity and the promise of more fun to
Bachelorette,” 8-10:01 p.m., ABC. Usually confined to one night a
week, “Bachelorette” has episodes today and Tuesday. Tonight, a
one-on-one date includes yoga and a solo concert by Charles Kelley,
who is also in the country group Lady Anebellum.
“So You Think You
Can Dance,” 8 p.m., Fox. Here's the second night of auditions for
this season, which is sticking to ages 8 to 13.
“2 Broke Girls,”
8:30 p.m., CBS. This show returns to Mondays, where it will be this
fall. Tonight (after a funny “Mom” lead-in at 8 p.m.), Max and
Caroline work at a gym for a logical reason – their shower broke
and they need to borrow one here.
Doyle,” 9 p.m., Fox. Who knew there were alien-abduction claims
back in 1901 London? Tonight, one man insists he was abducted. When
Conan Doyle goes missing, Harry Houdini worries.
“Cake Wars,” 9
p.m., Food. Anyone who turns 75 deserves a birthay cake. Tonight,
contestants prepare ones for Captain America.
p.m., Syfy. For Regan, the alien working on an anti-alien task force,
this is tough: She bargains one family member's fate, to get