TV column for Saturday, April 19

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Mike & Molly,” 8 p.m., CBS;
“Saturday Night Live,” 11:29 p.m., NBC.

A Melissa McCarthy evening starts with the episode in which
Molly (McCarthy) suddenly and thoroughly quit her teaching job. Subsequent
episodes turned her into a buffoon, but this one is a delight.

Then NBC reruns McCarthy’s third turn as “SNL” host; she
drew Emmy nominations for the first two. This one has music by Imagine Dragons
(plus Kendrick Lamar), lots of OK sketches … and one great moment: In his
finale as “Weekend Update” host, Seth Meyers is visited by Amy Poehler, Bill
Hader and Andy Samberg; a great era ended for “Update,” which has been so-so since
Meyers left. 

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “The Ten Commandments“ (1955), 7-11:44
p.m., ABC (check local listings); and/or “The Bible,” 2 p.m. to midnight,

Each Easter Week, ABC shows Cecil B. DeMille’s film; ratings
soar. By modern standards, the film seems slow, stiff and (with Charlton
Heston) miscast; still, it’s an epic telling of a huge story.

This time, there’s also a rerun of the ambitious, five-part,
10-hour mini-series. Moses (the center of DeMille’s film) is in the 2 p.m.
portion, with Noah and more. The 4 p.m. one has Samson, Joshua and David-and-Goliath.
The 6 p.m. concludes with Jesus’s birth and the Easter story dominates prime

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Orphan Black,” all morning and 9
p.m., BBC America.

If you need to catch up on the brilliant, 10-episode first
season, there’s time. The final half starts rerunning at 6 a.m. today, followed
by an 11 a.m. special that looks back and ahead.

That sets up the 9 p.m. season-opener focusing on Sarah. A
street-smart drifter, struggling to get her daughter Kira back, she learned
she’s the result of a clone scheme. It produced sharply differing women … all
brilliantly played by Tatiana Maslany, who won the Television Critics Association’s
drama award.

Now Kira is missing; Sarah suspects Rachel, the clone who
has always known about the project.  Another clone, Alison (the suburban soccer-mom
type), attends a friend’s funeral and remains despondent.,

Other choices include:

“Tangled” (2010), 8 p.m., ABC Family. The Rapunzel tale
becomes a Disney cartoon, with Mandy Moore as the long-haired captive and
Zachery Levi as the thief who shows her a hectic world outside.

“The Millers,” 8:30 p.m., CBS. Here’s a rerun of the pilot
film, with Nathan’s life complicated by failed marriages – his and now his
parents’. The script is way too blunt, but James Burrows directed deftly.

“Criminal Minds,” 9 p.m., CBS. In a rerun, missing teens are
suspected of mass murder in Chicago.

“Yukon Vet,” 9 p.m., NatGeo Wild. Last week’s opener (rerunning
at 10 p.m.) introduced Michelle Oakley, the lone veterinarian for a vast
stretch of Alaska and the Yukon. In another good episode tonight, she deals
with animals and with her daughter’s dream of a boarding-school opportunity.

“Da Vinci’s Demons,” 9 p.m., Starz, rerunning at 10:05. Last
week’s perilous journeys (rerunning at 8 p.m.) bring bigger problems when they
reach their goals. There is Leonardo da Vinci on the South American coast and
Prince Lorenzo de Medici in Naples, both captive and distrusted. Meanwhile,
Lorenzo’s wife and his illegitimate kin are tangled in banking schemes. It’s a
tough hour that ends well.

“Joan & Melissa,” 10 p.m., WE. Trying to simplify her
life, Joan Rivers finds new problems.

TV column for Friday, April 18

TODAY’S MUST-SEE: “Orphan Black,” all day, BBC America.

Amid a sea of new cable dramas last season, this was the
gem. It started with young Sarah as a drifter who witnessed saw a look-alike
commit suicide; assuming her identity, she was suddenly a cop. The problems and
the identities grew, all brilliantly played by newcomer Tatiana Maslaney.

Now the entire first season reruns, starting at 9 a.m.;
there’s a documentary about the show at 7 p.m. and then the season runs yet
again, starting at 8. All of this leads to the start of the second season, at 9
p.m. Saturday; alert your VCR and clear your schedule.

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “Last Man Standing,” 8 and 8:31 p.m.,

Last week, “Neighbors” ended its season; next week, this
show does the same. For now, it does double duty, with a new episode and a

First, Mike (Tim Allen) grumbles when his sister-in-law
visits, again looking for money; also, he tries to pull a prank on a co-worker.
Then the rerun has flowers arriving on Valentine’s Day; they might be for Mandy
from Kyle, or for Kristin from her boss … but definitely not from Mike, who
gave his wife a Taser.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Love My Pit Bull,” 9 p.m., NatGeo

Not long ago, we’re told, pit bulls were highly regarded.
Teddy Roosevelt, Helen Keller and Gen. George Patton all had them; there were
pit bulls starring in “Little Rascals” movies, being a real-life war hero and
being the symbol of Buster Brown Shoes.

Then came mistreatment and a fierce reputation; today, we’re
told, more than 2,000 pit bulls a day are killed. Still, there’s an elegant
defender in Cesar Millan; long before his “dog whisperer” days, he had the
first of his two beloved pit bulls. Here, he’s the centerpiece of a convincing

Other choices include:

“Kitchen Nightmares,” 8-10 p.m., Fox. “Rake” has been raked
away and, alas, we get back-to-back hours, with Gordon Ramsay transforming
family restaurants in Colorado and Queens.

“Unforgettable,” 8 p.m., CBS. When a defense attorney is
killed, police suspect a former client who was just paroled. Now Carrie rushes
to stop him from settling other scores.

“Hawaii Five-0,” 9 p.m., CBS. In a rerun of the second episode,
Tim Daly plays a Texas Ranger, in Hawaii to search for his daughter. Also, Kono
and Adam are in danger, now that their location’s been found.

 “Peter Pan,” 9 p.m.,
PBS (check local listings). Dance reached new heights (literally) when the
Milwaukee Ballet created this production. Dancers soared above the audience, a
pirate ship sailed across stage and the group had its highest ticket sales
ever. Its artistic director, Michael Pink, choreographed, with music by British
composer Philip Feeney.

“Blue Bloods,” 10 p.m., CBS. Here’s another rerun from the
season’s second week: A movie star, shadowing Danny for an upcoming role, has
been stabbed.

“Hannibal,” 10:01 p.m., NBC. Rejoining the team to help with
a grisly case, Will is in an odd position. He claims to no longer suspect
Hannibal Lecter of the previous murders; now he’s Lecter’s patient again and
the two must rush to save a witness.  

TV column for Thursday, April 17

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “The Big Bang Theory,” 8 and 8:30 p.m.,

Boosting the season-finale of “The Crazy Ones,” CBS leads
into it with reruns of TV’s best comedy. The first has Sheldon punish Leonard
and Penny confront Lucy; the second is a comic gem.

Raj concocts a scavenger hunt that could be done by the three
couples. When Leonard questions those pairings, Penny feels (correctly)
insulted; couples switch, competitive juices flow. Penny pushes to outsmart the
physicists, Bernadette turns bossy, Leonard and Amy bond and comedy soars.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: Season-finales, 9 and 10 p.m., three

Three shows have their last new episodes of the season. That’s
mostly a good thing; cutting back on reruns, the networks will mostly have
short-run shows borrow their slots.

At 9 p.m., “The Crazy Ones” has two episodes: Gordon (Brad
Garrett) is the centerpiece of a campaign to save a library; then Marilu Henner
plays the ex-wife of Simon (Robin Williams), holding the deciding vote on
selling the firm. And at 10 and 10:01? ABC’s “Scandal” has Election Day, with
both sides willing to do anything. NBC’s “Parenthood” has turning points for
Amber and Ryan, for Sarah and Hank, and for Victor. Also, Haddie’s back from college
and Adam and Crosby relive childhood pranks.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Life Below Zero” season-opener, 9
p.m., National Geographic; reruns at 11.

In the first season (which has reruns starting at 3 p.m.),
we met fascinating Alaskans, including Sue Aikens, who runs a hunting camp 80
miles from any road. She’s alone for most of the year, including the time a
bear attacked and left her for dead; tonight, she pre-emptively hunts one.

Agnes Hailstone (an Inupiaq native) and her husband Chip
(from Montana) feed their seven kids with moose-hunting expeditions; Andy and
Kate Bassich need a salmon fishing wheel to feed their 26 sled dogs. Erik
Salitan hunts for food. These are people with quietly compelling lives.

Other choices include:

More snow, 7 p.m. to 6 a.m., Animal Planet. Cable’s icy
obsession continues. Colliding with “Life Below Zero,” Animal Planet has a
rerun (“Railroad Alaska”) at 7 p.m., followed by new hours (“Alaska: The Last
Frontier” at 8, “Ice Cold Gold” at 9 and 10) and then lots more reruns.

“Community,” 8 p.m., NBC. The community college’s first
dean, we’re told, was a rich and reclusive genius. The study-group people
search for his old lab … while Chang secretly spies on them.

“Parks and Recreation,” 8:30 p.m., NBC. Leslie and Ben run
an auction to fun the unity concert.

“Grey’s Anatomy,” 9 p.m., ABC. Acceptance speeches may be a
touchy subject for Sandra Oh; who’s had five Emmy nominations, but no wins. In
last week’s episode (rerunning at 8 p.m.), Cristina (Oh) learned she’s nominated
for a major award. Tonight, she wants Meredith to help write a possible speech,
but wants to go there alone. Also, there are key moments for Callie and Arizona
and for April and Jackson.

“Veep,” “Silicon Valley” and “Game of Thrones,” 9-11 p.m.,
HBO. Sunday’s shows rerun in a different order. “Veep” is particularly funny,
as Selena panics over having to actually take a stand.

“NCIS,” 10:01 p.m., CBS. In a transplanted rerun, the NCIS
and Coast Guard probe an oil-rig explosion.

TV column for Wednesday, April 16

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Nature,” 8 p.m., PBS (check local

For seven years, Joe Hutto befriended the mule deer in the
Wyoming mountains. Some would eat from his hand; one groomed him with his
tongue. He developed relationships that were warm, uplifting and – amid the
savagery of animals and humans – tragic.

Beautifully filmed and narrated, this matches his lighter “My
Life as a Turkey,” as a “Nature” classic.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “The 100,” 9 p.m., CW.

This began with a great concept – 100 teen prisoners sent to
a post-nuclear Earth, to see if it’s habitable – and a flaw: To pump up the
drama, it exaggerated the antagonism of humans under pressure.

Now that’s been settled – especially in this excellent hour.
On Earth, Clarke has just had sex with Finn; in the space station, her mom has
broken rules by sending a makeshift craft to Earth, piloted by young Raven. As
the space station loses oxygen, people must be sacrificed – unless there’s some
sign of hope on Earth. This hour deftly mixes triumph, tragedy and deep

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Unusually Thicke” debut, 10 and
10:30 p.m., TV Guide Network.

At 67, Alan Thicke is a chunk of TV history. He wrote theme
songs for silly comedies (“Diff’rent Strokes,” “Facts of Life”) and starred in
a better one (“Growing Pains”). He wrote and produced a late-night show that
was acclaimed (“Fernwood 2 Night”) and hosted in one that wasn’t (“Thicke of
the Night”).k

He did game shows in his native Canada and has had a busy
personal life, including three marriages and two sons, one (Robin) a rock star.
All that’s been missing is a reality show; he starts one tonight.

Other choices include:

“American Idol,” 8-10 p.m., Fox. The new voting system,
heavy on social media, has been tough on women. Last week, the talented and
vibrant Malaya Watson was ousted; that leaves only Jessica Meuse and Jena
Irene, alongside five men. For tonight, each contestant has chosen a song for each
of the others; now each singer does one of the six choices offered.   

“Survivor,” 8 p.m., CBS. At its mid-point, the show has evened
out. Nine people remain and nine are gone – split with three apiece from the
original “beauty,” “brains” and “brawn” tribes.

“Nova,” 9 p.m., PBS (check local listings). The mid-section
of “Inside Animal Minds” views the use of senses. A scientist, for instance,
found that wolves rely mostly on smell; dogs use all the senses.

 “Modern Family,” 9
p.m., ABC. In a rerun, Cam is a hyper-competitive coach of the kids’ football
team. At work, Claire tries to prove she’s not just the boss’ daughter; at
home, her husband Phil tries – with many obstacles – to teach their kids about optimism.

“Mixology,” 9:31 p.m., ABC. Jessica (a single mom with a
sexy look) has sent a naked photo to Ron (the droll Englishman), then instantly
regrets it and wants him to delete it. Meanwhile, Liv complicates their
relationship; also, Bruce catches a break when a woman arrives who’s into

“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,” 10 p.m., CBS. For the second
straight week, “CSI” has a cannibalism theme. This time it’s accidental;
contestants on a reality show learn they’ve eaten human flesh.

TV column for Tuesday, April 15

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Fargo” debut, 10 p.m., FX.

Don’t expect the same characters or plot of the 1996 movie masterpiece.
Still, we get the same setting (small-town Minnesota), attitude (unsuspecting)
and dialog style (brilliantly understated).

Lester (Martin Freeman) is ignored by most people and
bullied by some. Then Lorne Malvo (Billy Bob Thornton) arrives, with mischief
and menace; brutal things happen, in a town not prepared for this. The result
is sometimes funny, sometimes tragic but always superbly crafted.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “New Girl” and “The Mindy Project,” 9
and 9:30 p.m., Fox.

Break-ups are difficult (and sometimes hilarious), these
shows tell us.

Jess and Nick pretend to their friends that they’re still
together … and pretend to each other that they’re not devastated; clumsy lies
make great comedy. Then Mindy tries macho-style dating after her break-up with
Danny; Max Greenfield (Schmidt on “New Girl”) has some good moments as her
prime target.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Inside Amy Schumer,” 8 and 10:30
p.m., Comedy Central.

What would it be like if writer Aaron Sorkin’s intense “West
Wing” style went from the White House to a fast-food restaurant? Tonight’s new
episode (the 10:30 one) has a superb take-off, with Josh Charles as the
high-pressure boss. It also opens with a great sketch, illustrating the danger
of surprise parties.

Last week’s episode (rerunning at 8) also has a gem, with
four friends whose consciences are only moved by calorie consumption. Still,
Schumer remains inconsistent. Each episode includes a four-guy sketch that
starts with a mildly funny notion, then stretches it endlessly and drearily.

Other choices today include:

“Agents of SHIELD,” 8 and 9 p.m., ABC. Tying into plot
twists in the new “Captain America” movie, we get a rerun of last week’s
episode and then a new hour. First, the team is trapped, with a traitor in its
midst. Then it chooses an unlikely hiding place, soon discovering SHIELD

“Pioneers of Television,” 8 p.m., PBS (check local listings).
The jump from stand-up comedy to situation comedy is traced via Jerry Seinfeld,
Ray Romano, Roseanne Barr, Tim Allen and Bob Newhart.

 “Glee,” 8 p.m., Fox. Artie
must tell past partners the results of his test for sexually transmitted

“NCIS,” 8 p.m., CBS. A Navy officer may have been killed in
a random bar fight … or may have been targeted because of what he knew about an
attack on a female officer.

“NCIS: Los Angeles,” 9 p.m., CBS. Returning to the field
after her ordeal, Kensi talks with Deeks about their relationship. Meanwhile,
an agent is suspected of helping the smuggler he was investigating.

“The Address,” 9-10:30 p.m., PBS (check local listings).
Setting aside his usual style of rich storytelling, Ken Burns simply lets the
camera visit a school where boys with learning disabilities memorize the
Gettysburg Address. The result is OK by other standards, so-so compared to
Burns’ usual gems.

“Celebrity Wife Swap” season-opener, 10 p.m., ABC. Halima
Jackson lives in elegance with her husband Jermaine; Isabella Hoffman shares a
small home with her autistic son, 17, whose dad (Daniel Baldwin) is trying to
repair relationships after a decade of drug addiction. Now opposite lives are briefly

“Awkward” season-opener, 10:30 p.m., MTV. Jenna starts her
senior year, but some things remain the same: She’s humiliated at school and at