TV column for Wednesday, March 23

“Rosewood,” 8 p.m., Fox.

Here's a plot that
always clicks: Waking up, a guy remembers nothing ... including why a
dead woman is in his bed. That idea worked for “X-Files,” “Law
& Order” and more; now it does again.

The guy is Joo Joo,
a police informant. There are some big leaps in logic, plus a weak
sub-plot concerning Dr. Rosewood's staff. Still, there are also
tender character moment for Villa and for Joo Joo; that puts
“Rosewood” in good shape for next week, when it will lead into

II: “The Americans,” 10 p.m., FX.

In some ways, this
is your standard marital drama ... albeit a marriage-of-convenience,
involving Russian spies imbedded in 1980s America. Still, there's
also the harsh underpinning: When needed, these two people will
commit murder, sometimes with up-close brutality.

Last week, Philip
and Elizabeth were showered with crises: Their neighbor accused him
of sleeping with his wife ... Their daughter told her pastor they are
spies ... Their handler put them in charge of a deadly, stolen virus.
Now each crisis brings fear and impact, in a tough and well-crafted

ALTERNATIVE: Sci-fi movies and/or shorts, all night, cable.

These days, fantasy
films get big budgets and big respect. Tonight, cable has two
“Avengers” films – the original (2012) at 7 p.m. on FX and its
spectacular sequel (2015) at 6:35 on Starz. It also has the
beautifully made – but relentlessly dark -- “Batman Begins”
(2005) at 8 p.m. on TNT.

But long ago? Turner
Classic Movies has a marathon of cheapies: Two “Batman” shorts
(1943) are at 8 p.m. ET, followed by two chapters each of serials for
“Batman and Robin” (1949) at 9, “Superman” (1948) at 10,
“Atom Man vs. Superman” (1950) at 10:45, “Green Hornet”
(1940) at 11:30 and more.

Other choices

“Survivor,” 8
p.m., CBS. Last week, the tribes were shuffled and Anna Khait, 26, a
pro poker player, was sent home. That leaves four members of her
original “Beauty” tribe, compared to five of “Brains” and
three of “Brawn.” Tonight, we're told, they all compete for a
hearty food reward.

“Heartbeat,” 8
p.m., NBC. The show's opener, airing Tuesday, was a mixed blessing –
great star (Melissa George) and hyper story, leaning toward soap
excess. Now, as “Heartbeat” steps into its regular slot, the
excess grows. The story, about conjoined adults, is mostly

“Schitt's Creek,”
8 p.m., Pop. This oft-clever series follows a once-rich family, now
living in its only asset – a broken-down town. Tonight, the mom
wants to join a singing group, the dad borrows office space at the
garage and their daughter is living with a guy who has mixed feelings
about this.

“Modern Family,”
9 p.m., ABC. Some people have too little time; Phil and Claire try a
Paris vacation while exhausted. And some have too much time; Jay, now
retired, has an epic remodeling project.

season-opener, 9 p.m., DirecTV and AT&T. One story has Ethan
hired to nab a mysterious beauty; another involves scheming Marty
Stein. Both are slick, monotone and entertaining. The second benefits
from great work by Sarah Carter as an intense cop and Richard Schiff
as Marty, her target.

“Criminal Minds:
Beyond Borders,” 10 p.m., CBS. The so-so second episode finds big
trouble for Americans in Mumbai. One is missing; another is near
death, after an organ-harvesting.

“Hap and Leonard,”
10 p.m., Sundance. The first half of this six-week mini-series
included some droll fun. Now, however, “Hap” takes a nasty turn:
The money has been found, but part of its is beyond repair. There are
schemes and counterschemes; Jimmi Simpson – brilliant as a
supernerd in “Breakout Kings” -- is great again, this time as a
drug dealer.

TV column for Tuesday, March 22

“Heartbeat” debut, 9 p.m., NBC.

Like many soap
heroines Alex (Melissa George) is blonde and beautiful, with a
tangled life. Her ex-husband, a gay rock star, helps with their kids.
She lives with one surgeon and is smitten by another.

But Alex happens to
be a brilliant surgeon herself, one of the best. Beautifully played,
she's tough and skilled. This first hour is fairly good; the second
(8 p.m. Wednesday, its regular slot), is overwrought.

“The People v O.J. Simpson,” 10 p.m., FX.

At first, this
splendid hour says, jurors were happy in their hotel. Then came the
rules – no TV (except old tapes), no swimming, censored newspapers.
Over eight months, there was dismay and dismissals.

Meanwhile, we see
the trial proceed. Tonight, a prosecution witness withers; then the
hour ends with a bombshell that thrusts us toward the final two

ALTERNATIVE: “Beyond the Tank” return, 10 p.m., ABC.

Sometimes, it's
smart to settle for pretty good. Three years ago, ABC dumped “Body
of Proof” from this slot, despite OK ratings; since then, it's
spent a fortune on shows that failed instantly. This year alone it
had “Wicked City” and “Of Kings and Prophets,” now cancelled
after two grisly episodes.

So it retrieves back
this “Shark Tank” spin-off. Tonight, Mark Cuban and Barbara
Corcoran deal with two companies whose stales stagnated; Kevin
O'Leary calls one that was rejected.

ALTERNATIVE II: “You Me Her” debut, 9 p.m., Audience Network
(DirecTV and AT&T).

Jack and Emma are
bright, attractive people, married (to each other) with children.
They're also in a sexual slump. Then they learn of “escorts” who
offer everything except (supposedly) sex.

That launches a fun
twist on romantic-comedy notions, with subtle writing and perfect
casting. Greg Poehler (Amy's brother) is thoroughly likable as Jack,
just as he was in “Welcome to Sweden.” Rachel Blanchard is
wonderful as Emma; a restaurant scene with the rent-a-girlfriend
(Priscilla Faia) is beautifully done. Combined with Wednesday's
“Rogue” season-opener, it's a fine week for Audience.

Other choices

“Last Days in
Vietnam,” 8-10 p.m., PBS (check local listings). After more than a
decade of warfare, the U.S. saw the North Vietnamese overrun Saigon.
The final withdrawal (April 30, 1975), like much of the war, was
chaotic. Rory Kennedy -- whose uncle was president during the war's
early years -- made the compelling documentary, rerunning here. She
includes Vietnamese allies who got out and those who were left behind
... and the Americans who were stunned by the order to abandon them.

“New Girl,” 8
p.m., Fox. As the wedding nears, the bride (Cece) is distracted by a
job. Now the groom (Schmidt) needs Jess to help with the planning.
Complicating things is his dad (Peter Gallagher).

“NCIS.” 8 p.m.,
CBS. When a Navy officer is killed, his widow and his mistress accuse
each other.

“NCIS: New
Orleans,” 9 p.m., CBS. After his daughter is attacked on campus,
Pride (Scott Bakula) finds a surveillance van filled with photos
documenting his life.

“iZombie,” 9
p.m., CW. This clever show has Rose (an involuntary zombie) munching
the brains of murder victims – absorbing memories and
personalities. Tonight, it's a research scientists.

season-opener, 10 p.m., Freeform. The idea is the same as “iZombie”
– except no brain-nibbles are needed. (“This is not zombies,” a
character says. “This is science.”) As the first season ended,
Cameron killed himself, so Kirsten could search his brain. But can he
be brought back to life? And if he can, will he (and Kirsten) be the
same people? The result is a fairly good episode.

TV column for Monday, March 21

“Dancing With the Stars,” 8-10:01 p.m., ABC.

The new season
manages to include some Donald Trump connections. There's Marla
Maples, 52, the second of his three wives; and Geraldo Rivera, 72,
runner-up in Trump's final “Celebrity Apprentice.”

Others include a
meteorologist (Ginger Zee), a deaf model/actor (Nyle DiMarco), a
singer (Wanya Morris of Boyz II Men), three actresses (Kim Fields,
Mischa Barton and Jodie Sweetin) and four athletes – fighter Paige
VanZandt and football's Doug Flutie, Von Miller and Antonio Brown.

“Gotham” (Fox) and “Supergirl” (CBS), both 8 p.m.

Choose either one
and you'll find an interesting father. For Kara, who is Supergirl,
the dad is played by Dean Cain, who's been super himself. (Two
decades ago, he starred in the Lois and Clark” series.) Tonight,
J'onn J'onzz tells how he met the dad; also, Siobhan (Italia Ricci)
plots against Kara.

And on “Gotham,”
Penguin meets his father ... who is, of course, played by Paul
Reubens of Pee-wee Herman fame. Also: Bruce tries to get
street-smarts; Gordon's role in Galavan's death could be exposed.

ALTERNATIVE: “The Magicians,” 10 p.m., Syfy.

It's never wise to
push a button without knowing what it does. Penny did that at the end
of last week's hour and ended up in ... well, “Neitherland,”
which is neither here nor there. Now Quentin and Alice try to rescue
him ... even if it requires the tricky concept of “sex magic.”

Clearly, “Magicians”
keeps getting weirder. Julia has new friends toying with ''time
magic”; Eliot finds life is harder with double Margo. This hour
seems thoroughly excessive at first, but ends strongly.

ALTERNATIVE II: “Vera,” any time,

Two terrific
actresses link to start this show's sixth season. There's Brenda
Blethyn, the two-time Oscar-nominee, who is superb as a tough and
frumpy police detective. And Cush Jumbo, who plays her assistant
here, before becoming Lucca on “The Good Wife.”

In the
season-opening movie, they're in a tangled story of deceptions, amid
the sprawling beauty of rural England. After a tough start, Jumbo's
final story delivers a strong emotional impact.

Other choices

“Major League
Legends,” 5-9 p.m., Smithsonian. Here's the complete, four-part
series. First are reruns—excellent ones on Henry Aaron and Babe
Ruth, a so-so one on Lou Gehrig – then a good new one on Ted
Williams. Obsessed for decades only with hitting a baseball, Williams
eventually excelled at two more things – being a Korean War pilot
and a master fisherman; his hour repeats at 11.

“The Voice,”
8-10 p.m., NBC. Over the next two nights, the show wraps up its
“battle rounds.” Coaches choose two-person face-offs and pick a
winner ... with the chance the loser will be “stolen.”

Ex-Girlfriend,” 8 p.m., CW. Last week, Rebecca – suddenly broke –
still managed to hop a plane, hoping to “accidentally” bump into
Josh in Hawaii. Alas, Josh wasn't going there after all ... and on
the plane seat next to Rebecca was her therapist. Tonight, Josh and
others scramble to find her.

“Jane the Virgin,”
9 p.m., CW. Jane's dad is used to fake adventures on his telenovela,
but now he's been kidnapped for real. Also, Petra is back to work and
showing no interest in her baby.

“Scorpion,” 9
p.m., CBS. Scott Porter – the former “Friday Night Lights” and
“Hart of Dixie” co-star -- plays Cabe's protege in Homeland
Security. When they're kidnapped in Africa, the team tries to help.

“Damien,” 10
p.m., A&E. Police are starting to notice that people keep dying –
suddenly, messily – near Damien. Meanwhile, a mystery woman
(Barbara Hershey) tries to control him. That's in an episode that
keeps getting nastier ... especially when Damien recounts a war-zone

10:01 p.m., NBC. Jane considers leaving the FBI. Also, Zapata goes
undercover to probe a death-row case.


TV column for Sunday, March 20

“The Passion,” 8-10 p.m., Fox.

After triumphing
with “Grease,” Fox is ready to try it again – another live
musical, sprawling across several stages. This one -- done in New
Orleans in modern dress – tells of Jesus' final hours.

Stages are on the
Mississippi River, plus a processional taking an illuminated cross
past local landmarks. Tyler Perry will narrate the show, which uses
pop songs. Jencarlos Canela, a telenovela star, plays Jesus, with
Chris Daughtry as Judas, Tricia Yearwood as Mary, Seal as Pilate and
Prince Royce as Peter, plus Christian-music stars Yolanda Adams and
Michael W. Smith.

“Ice Age: The Great Egg-scapade,” 7:30 p.m., Fox.

Maybe you've already
heard explanations for the whole Easter-bunny thing, but here's a new
one: Sid (voiced by John Leguizamo) starts an egg-sitting venture. A
single mom (Taraji Henson) rounds up customers; then a pirate bunny
(Seth Green) steals the eggs, disguises them and hides them.
Fortunately, a good bunny helps the search. After a slow start, this
is an animated delight. We'll let historians determine why “Ice
Age” has had Christmas and Easter events occur thousands of years

ALTERNATIVE: “The Family,” 9 p.m., ABC.

Unlike some other
deep dramas, this has a fast-paced plot. In its opener, Adam
staggered home, a decade after he was kidnapped at age 8. Last week's
hour (the third) showed how his father and sister framed the neighbor
(already a convicted child-molester); it also showed, possibly, the
real kidnapper.

Tonight, that pace
sometime hits extremes. A shooting is hard to believe; so are the
events in the final minute. But even when “Family” goes
off-track, it remains compelling. Several characters – led by
Adam's cold-eyed mom (Joan Allen) and conscience-ridden sister
(Alison Pill) are beautifully drawn.

Other choices

Basketball, all day,
CBS and cable. By the end of the day, the NCAA tournament will have
its Sweet 16. CBS has tip-offs shortly after noon, 2:30 p.m. and 5
p.m. ET ... but then switches to Sunday dramas, with TruTV taking the
7:30 game. TNT is at 6 and 8:30 p.m. ET, TBS at 7 and 9:30.

“Little Big Shot,”
7 and 8 p.m., NBC. First is a rerun of last week's fun hour,
including a dazzling, 4-year-old pianist, a 5-year-old “animal
hypnotist” and a 6-year-old choir conductor. Then a new hour ranges
from an auctioneer to twins who play in a brass band.

“The Passion of
the Christ” (2004), 7 and 9 p.m. ET, UP. This is the centerpiece of
a Palm Sunday movie marathon. You can see Jim Caviezel as Jesus here
(directed by Mel Gibson), Christian Bale in “Mary, Mother of Jesus”
(1999) at 1 p.m. ET and Jeremy Sisto in the “Jesus” mini-series
(also 1999) at 3. Other films are “The Book of Esther” (2013) at
11 a.m. and Judas (2004) at 11 p.m.

“Madam Secretary,”
8 p.m., CBS. This is supposed to be a pleasant campus tour for
Elizabeth and her daughter. Then protestors arrive, objecting to U.S.
involvement in a Chilean mining operation.

“The Good Wife,”
9 p.m., CBS. Only six episodes remain in the final season of this
well-crafted drama. Alicia's romance is interrupted by allegations
that her daughter plagiarized her college-entrance essay. Meanwhile,
colleagues have a tough case: A grieving father (Blair Underwood) put
up a billboard, calling a store-owner a murderer. Now he's being
charged with defamation.

“Quantico,” 10
p.m., ABC. In the flashforward, Simon struggles with his new reality.
And in the training sessions, tensions between Liam and Drew boil

“Elementary,” 10
p.m., CBS. This is the new night for “Elementary,” which gives
its Thursday spot to a light action show, “Rush Hour.” Tonight,
the murder victim is someone who donned a costume and fought crime;
first, Sherlock must determine his real identity.

TV column for Saturday, March 19


Basketball, 8:30 p.m. ET, ABC; all day, CBS and beyond.

Right now,
basketball Is ready to gobble all our TV time. ABC has the two
leading pro teams, with the Golden State Warriors visiting the San
Antonio Spurs; CBS and cable have the college tournaments.

The women fill
ESPN2, starting at noon ET; by the end of the night, they'll be down
to 32 teams. For the men, CBS has back-to-back games, tipping off
shortly after noon, 2:30, 5 and 7:30 p.m. ET. TNT has games at 6 and
8:30 p.m., TBS at 7 and 9:30. By the end of the night, the men will
be halfway toward trimming their field to 16.

“Where Are They Now?” 10 p.m., Oprah Winfrey Network.

Two decades ago,
Oprah's Book Club debuted with instant results. Jacquelyn Mitchard's
“The Deep End of the Ocean” had peaked at No. 14 in sales; it
leaped to No. 1 and stayed there for 13 weeks.

What happened to
her? She's gone on to have several other successful novels ... then
lost her money in a Ponzi scheme that reportedly drained $190 million
from 1,000-plus people. Here's an update on her, plus looks at
singers Naomi Judd and Gerardo and chef Carla Hall.

“The Jungle Book” (1967), 6:45 p.m., Freeform.

As songwriter
Richard Sherman tells it, he and his brother were summoned one day by
Walt Disney. They were asked if they'd ever read Rudyard Kipling's
“The Jungle Book.” They hadn't ... which pleased Disney, who felt
the book (and an adaptation by his staff) was too dark.

So the Shermans
wrote jaunty songs for a cheery tale. You can catch that now – four
weeks before Disney's new, “Avatar”-style version – on a day of
animated gems. That includes “Dumbo” (1941) at 1, “Alice in
Wonderland” (1951) at 2:30, “A Bug's Life” (1998) at 4:30 and
“Ratatouille” (2007) at 9.

Other choices

(2011), 6 and 9 p.m., E. This comedy, like the cartoons, seems
slotted to appeal to the non-basketball crowd. Kristen Wiig starred
and co-wrote it, with lots of laughs and little subtlety.

“Rosewood,” 8
p.m., Fox. An ex-con had been trying to turn his life around. Now
he's been murdered; in this rerun, Dr. Rosewood and Villa search for
the killer. Also, Villa's having bad dreams and Rosewood finds a
change in his relationship with Kat (Nicole Ari Parker).

More movies, 8 p.m.,
cable. The epic “Avatar” (2009, FX) was great on a big screen and
is OK here. Others are the terrific “Fast Times at Ridgemont High”
(1982) on IFC and “Monuments Men” (2014), a sturdy – but
sometimes scattered – George Clooney film on AMC, rerunning at
10:30. “The Lone Ranger” (2013, USA) has great moments, but tries
too many of them, repeating itself.

“School of Rock,”
8:30 p.m., Nickelodeon. The 2003 movie – written by Mike White and
starring Jack Black – was a delight, with a jobless musician
tricking his way into a teaching job. The TV version debuted last
week, with Tony Cavalero starring; tonight, Summer asks Tomika to
help her audition.

“Lucifer,” 9
p.m., Fox. A shooting at a fashion show intrigues Lucifer in this
rerun, so he tries to get Chloe interested in the case. Also, Maze
tells Amenadiel she wants to go back to Hell.

“Black Sails,” 9
p.m., Starz, rerunning at 10 and 11. Setting up next week's
season-finale, Flint and Silver prepare to go to war, while others
try to free Vane. Also, Eleanor risks everything to help Rogers.

“Saturday Night
Live,” 11:29 p.m., NBC. Chris Hemsworth hosts this rerun, with
Chance the Rapper as music guest.