TV column for Tuesday, June 7

“Hotel Hell,” 8 p.m., Fox.

This may be the
perfect setting for a historic-feeling hotel. Harpers Ferry, W.Va.
(site of John Brown's 1859 raid) is nestled between between the
Potomac and Shenandoah rivers. There, Town's Inn merges two 1840s
houses; Gordon Ramsay is impressed ... until he steps inside, amid
the clutter.

His $130 room has a
large cabinet ... with a chain and lock. “That's private .... just
ignore it,” says innkeeper Karan Townsend. A retired teacher, she
has a doctorate and is “one of the most bizarre owners I've ever
met,” Ramsay says. Now she's the focus of an odd -- and often funny
– two-parter.

II: “America's Got Talent” (NBC) or “The Bachelorette” (ABC),
8-10 p.m.

Here's a rare battle
between two summertime reality leaders.

continues its auditions, in its second week with Simon Cowell as
judge. “The Bachelorette” has a rare week when it's on both
Monday and Tuesday; JoJo Fletcher takes the 14 remaining guys to
Pennsylvania where one has a date with her in the woods.

ALTERNATIVE: “Feed the Beast,” 10 p.m., AMC; and more.

After drenching
David Schwimmer's character with tragedy in Sunday's opener (which
reruns at 9), “Feed” moves to its regular spot. It offers a
glimmer of hope – maybe he and his troubled friend can start an
upscale Bronx restaurant – and then pours in more woe; the result
is well-made, but relentless.

Drama fans could
also try “Suspects,” which has just added two four-episode
seasons at This
British cop show has a ragged, naturalistic style for its camerawork
and dialog. That makes the stories intriguing – the season-opener
swirls with surprises – but also makes the accents hard to follow.

Other choices

“Celebrity Wife
Swap,” 5 p.m. to 4 a.m., Lifetime. This marathon has plenty of
reruns, starting with ex-Playmate Kendra Wilkinson swapping places
with Kate Gosselin, who's raising eight kids. In the midst of that
are two new hours; they involve former “Bachelor” guys Sean Lowe
and Jason Masnick (8 p.m.) and rockers Vince Neil and Gunnar Nelson

“NCIS” and
“NCIS: New Orleans,” 8 and 9 p.m., CBS. The first rerun has
Bishop and McGee going undercover as a married couple, as they probe
the death of a Marine, shortly before he was set to meet with Gibbs.
The second probes the murder of a blogger who was exposing government

“Bert the
Conquerer” season-opener, 8 and 8:30 p.m., Travel. OK, Bert
Kreischer doesn't really conquer anything except his fears. In the
first episode, he's in Massachusetts, to try two harrowing rides at
Six Flags New England. In the second, he's in Maine for a festival's
“Lobster Crate Race.”

“Containment,” 9
p.m., CW. Oddly, the show pauses for a rerun,before resuming its
story next week. Tonight, chaos inside the containment zone leaves
Lex pleading to send in more police

“Person of
Interest,” 10 p.m., CBS. Now down to once-a-week for its final
three episodes, the show has a big story: The machine lists the U.S.
president as a future victim or killer.

“20/20,” 10
p.m., ABC. Robin Roberts interviews Bobby Brown, whose memoir (“Every
Little Step”) discusses his music career, his personal troubles and
his marriage to Whitney Houston.

“West Texas
Investors Club” season-opener, 10 p.m., CNBC. This follows Rooster
McConaughey (whose little brother Matthew is an Oscar-winner) and
Butch Gilliam as they consider investing in entrepreneurs. That
starts with an idea close to their hearts – a tap that makes full
use of beer kegs.

TV column for Monday, June 6

“Mistresses,” 10:01 p.m., ABC.

This show has
improved thoroughly since the mopey Savi left. Now it centers on Joss
(Savi's sister), a terrific character who tend to boom ahead, with
mixed (and interesting) results. She links with the hesitent Karen
and April ... with a new character arriving tonight, bringing
much-needed contrast.

Tonight's hour
juggles humor, romance, serious drama and silly soapiness. At times,
it flubs: When Joss says Harry (her fiance, Savi's ex-husband) is
“acting like a crazy person” and he calls her “very
melodramatic,” both are correct. Usually, however, “Mistresses”
finds the spot between mope and soap.

“Scorpion,” 9 and 10 p.m., CBS.

After being bumped
by comedies for a while, this show has two reruns tonight and another

Tonight's first one
sees Walter visit his sister in the hospital, along with their
parents and his colleagues; then there's a fungus outbreak, leaving a
pack of geniuses under quarantine. The second has torrential rain on
Christmas Eve, leaving a crack in a dam and a town in peril.

ALTERNATIVE: “Unreal” season-opener, 10 p.m., Lifetime.

A year ago, Rachel
(Shiri Appleby) was an alcoholic who'd imploded on-camera, while
working on a “Bachelor”-type show. Still, she was skilled at
stirring trouble. “We don't solve problems, we create them,” she
explains tonight. “And then we point cameras at them.”

Now she's the
showrunner, as bitter as ever. Her old boss was promoted to producer
... replacing a guy who schemes to return. After choosing a black
bachelor, Rachel tries to concoct racial tension. Some of this seems
repetitious, an unbroken sea of cynicism; still, there are moments of
real brilliance.

ALTERNATIVE II: “Devious Maids” season-opener, 9 p.m., Lifetime.

At times tonight,
“Maids” turns serious. Zoila (Judy Reyes) returns to work for the
boss (Susan Lucci) who gave doctors a key instruction: Prioritize
Zoila, at the expense of her unborn baby. Clumsily crafted, those
scenes are quite awful; we're glad when “Maids” returns to being
a camp-ish soap spoof.

Such moments start
instantly, with Eva Longoria (one of the show's producers) briefly
playing herself. There are more gems involving two troubled couples –
each with the spouse withholding the truth. And in the final minutes,
there's a death, a mistaken identity and the promise of more fun to

Other choices

Bachelorette,” 8-10:01 p.m., ABC. Usually confined to one night a
week, “Bachelorette” has episodes today and Tuesday. Tonight, a
one-on-one date includes yoga and a solo concert by Charles Kelley,
who is also in the country group Lady Anebellum.

“So You Think You
Can Dance,” 8 p.m., Fox. Here's the second night of auditions for
this season, which is sticking to ages 8 to 13.

“2 Broke Girls,”
8:30 p.m., CBS. This show returns to Mondays, where it will be this
fall. Tonight (after a funny “Mom” lead-in at 8 p.m.), Max and
Caroline work at a gym for a logical reason – their shower broke
and they need to borrow one here.

“Houdini &
Doyle,” 9 p.m., Fox. Who knew there were alien-abduction claims
back in 1901 London? Tonight, one man insists he was abducted. When
Conan Doyle goes missing, Harry Houdini worries.

“Cake Wars,” 9
p.m., Food. Anyone who turns 75 deserves a birthay cake. Tonight,
contestants prepare ones for Captain America.

“Hunters,” 10
p.m., Syfy. For Regan, the alien working on an anti-alien task force,
this is tough: She bargains one family member's fate, to get
another's freedom.

TV column for Sunday, June 5

Miss USA pageant, 7-10 p.m., Fox.

Now safely a
no-Trump event, this show has a lower profile. Last year, it imploded
after Donald Trump derided Mexican immigrants. NBC – which co-owned
the pageant with Trump -- dropped out; so did Univision and the hosts
and singers. Later, Trump and NBC sold it to a group of agents and

So now it can start
over. It's live from Las Vegas, with music by the Backstreet Boys and
country's Chris Young. Terrence J – of E News and Fox's “Coupled”
-- and plus-sized model Ashley Gordon will host, introducing 52
women, many of them, perhaps, minus-size.

II: “Game of Silence” finale, 10 p.m., NBC.

After some mis-steps
and excesses, “Game” has become an involving tale of revenge.
Breaking into a safe, three guys have found evidence of corruption by
a congressional candidate who was the warden at the juvenile
detention center where they were brutalized. But none of that can be
used in court.

So Gil tries a new
plan, with his girlfriend (and Jackson's ex-girlfriend) Jessie.
Jackson has finally explained things to his rich fiancee ... who
hasn't told him she's pregnant. It's still a secretive game.

ALTERNATIVE: “Feed the Beast” debut, 10 p.m., AMC.

Even in a funny,
friendly show, David Schwimmer seemed forlorn. Now his character
faces a hideous cascade of grief: When his wife died, he became an
alcoholic and their son became mute; his friend, a cocaine addict,
burned down their restaurant and confessed, costing a mobster

When his friend
displays his chef skills, we see that “Feed” could eventually
click. During much of the opener, however, this is simply too much of
a bad thing.

Other choices

“Preacher,” 7:45
and 9 p.m., AMC. First is a rerun of the season-opener; dazzling and
perplexing, it finds global oddities, then settles (mostly) on a
small-town, ex-con preacher. Then comes a new episode at 9 (rerunning
at 11:08), with Jesse trying to be a good preacher.

Basketball, 8 p.m.
ET, ABC, with previews at 7 and 7:30. It's the second game in the
best-of-seven finals, between Stephen Curry's Golden State Warriors
and LeBron James' Cleveland Cavaliers.

“American Ninja
Warrior,” 8-10 p.m., NBC. Here's a rerun of Wednesday's opener,
with the Los Angeles tryouts for this obstacle-course competition.

“Legends &
Lies,” 8 p.m. ET, Fox News. Over the next nine weeks, this series
(produced by Bill O'Reilly) will focus on the American Revolution.
That starts with Sam Adams, Paul Revere and the events leading to the
“Boston massacre.”

“I Am Rebel”
debut, 9 p.m., National Geographic. As Louis Moore tells it, 1960s
Detroit seethed with police racism and brutality. He and two friends
planned to tell the world about it in 1972, hijacking a plane and
demanding money and a talk with the president. That launched a
bizarre flight that went to Cuba (twice) and Florida. It's a
fascinating story, told here by Moore, about 70, and others.

“Garage Sale
Mystery: The Novel Murders,” 9-11 p.m., Hallmark Movies &
Mysteries. On four straight Sundays, there will be a new mystery
movie starring a likable actress. Coming are Candace Cameron Bure,
Alison Sweeney and Brooke Shields; first is Lori Loughlin, in her
sixth film as an antiques expert; the others rerun at 11 a.m. and 1,
3, 5, and 7 p.m. This one ranges from gentle (even funny) family
drama to an overwrought ending, but is mostly a solid drama.

“Elementary,” 10
p.m., CBS. This rerun finds the police shunning Sherlock, leaving him
with no income. His dad (John Noble) offers to help, but Sherolck
distrusts his motives.


TV column for Saturday, June 4

“Maya & Marty” and “Saturday Night Live,” 10 and 11:29
p.m., NBC.

For brief bursts,
sketch-comedy and variety shows survive ... mostly with Lorne
Michaels producing.

He's done “SNL”
forever; tonight's rerun has Julia Louis-Dreyfus hosting, with Nick
Jonas as music guest. And now he's producing this summer variety
show, with two “SNL” alumni (Maya Rudolph and Martin Short)
starring and Kenan Thompson in support. This is a rerun of Tuesday's
debut, with big-deal guests – Jimmy Fallon, Miley Cyrus, Tom Hanks
and Larry David.

“Madoff” conclusion, 9-11 p.m., ABC.

Endless victims were
littered in the aftermath of Bernie Madoff's investment scheme. There
were the people – including charities and his friends – that
Madoff cheated of billions. And there were the family members ...
including sons torn between reporting on him and becoming defendants.

All of that plays
out in the second half of this mini-series rerun. Richard Dreyfuss
brings quiet subtlety to Madoff, with Blythe Danner as his wife and
Peter Scolari as his brother.

ALTERNATIVE: “Ms. Matched,” 9-11 p.m., Hallmark.

Alexa PenaVega is
immensely likable. Small (5-foot-1) and vibrant, she's gone from TV
comedies and the “Spy Kids” movies to finishing sixth on “Dancing
With the Stars.”

Here, she's an
upbeat wedding planner ... too upbeat, at first. It takes 20 minutes
for “Ms. Matched” to introduce its problem and its mismatch. From
there, the film offers bright backdrops and a neat final twist. And
it saves us from watching Lifetime's 8 p.m. film, “You May Now Kill
the Bride.”

Other choices

“Roots,” 2-10
p.m., History. If you missed the epic mini-series remake this week,
here's a chance to catch or record it in one gulp. This time, each of
the four chapters fits a two-hour slot.

“Toy Story of
Terror,” 4:30 p.m., Disney. This fairly good Halloween special
precedes the wonderful “Toy Story” trilogy, at 5 (1995), 6:30
(1999) and 8:10 p.m. (2010).

“Jaws” (1975), 6
p.m., AMC. Here's another trilogy (plus one), this one arriving just
in time to scare us for summer. Only the original was directed by
Steven Spielberg and is considered a classic; others are at 9 p.m.
(1978), 11:30 p.m. (1983) and 1:45 a.m. (1987).

Baseball, 7:15 p.m.
ET, Fox, with pre-game at 7. Varying by region, it's the Yankees at
the Orioles, the Royals at the Indians or the Giants at the

“Hawaii Five-0,”
8 p.m., CBS. Kristoffer Polaha plays a charming con man whose female
partner has been killed. Also, Julie Benz is a San Francisco cop,
tracing the murders of five arms dealers.

“Outlander,” 9
p.m., Starz, rerunning at 10 and 11. Claire and Jamie are finally
reunited with the Lallybroch and Mackenzie men, who are training for

“Party Over Here,”
11 p.m., Fox. This rerun – with a three-woman troupe in Los Angeles
– proves that NBC isn't the only place with sketch comedy. It's
followed at 11:30 by a “Grinder” rerun, with Dean (Rob Lowe) full
of himself, as usual, after a big court victory.

tv column for Friday, June 3

“Carol Burnett's Favorite Sketches,” 9-10:30 p.m., PBS (check
local listings).

For 11 splendid
seasons, Burnett offered vibrant sketch comedy. Yes, some bits were
merely broad and silly; this special starts with a “Close
Encounters” take-off that features Steve Martin before he learned
subtlety. Most, however, crackled with clever ideas and sharp

Burnett includes her
“Gone with the Winds” sketch, which is hilarious, but focuses
more on Tim Conway. In choosing the show's funniest sketch ever, she
picks Conway as a dentist with his first patient. It's a hilarious
bit that doesn't even include the show's star; that's a sign of a
terrific show.

“The Simpsons,” 8 and 8:30 p.m., Fox.

Sure, Burnett's show
had a dandy, 11-year run. Still, that's no match for “Simpsons,”
which recently finished its 27th season; the second-best
total for a scripted half-hour (Jack Benny) is 15.

For two straight
Sundays, “Simpsons” is being bumped from its regular spot –
replaced by NASCAR last week and Miss USA this week. These reruns
help make up for that: In the first, Lisa revives memories of a
female inventor; in the second, she creates artificial intelligence.

ALTERNATIVE: “Holes” (2003) and “Willy Wonka & the
Chocolate Factory” (1971), 5:30 and 8:15 p.m., Freeform.

Here is a
double-feature worth catching and/or recording – two youth-oriented
novels, skillfully transformed into movies for any age. “Wonka”
(later remade as the even-better “Charlie and the Chocolate
Factory”) is the better-known, with Gene Wilder leading a candy

“Holes” is a
lesser-known gem. The story has a mistreated boy (Shia LaBeouf) sent
to a camp where kids simply dig and fill holes. Andrew Davis (“The
Fugitive”) directed beautifully, with talented grown-ups –
Sigourney Weaver, Patricia Arquette, Tim Blake Nelson, Eartha Kitt –
in support.

Other choices

“NCIS: Los
Angeles,” 8 p.m., CBS. A night of CBS drama reruns starts with the
death of a soldier who was moonlighting as a security guard at a
former nuclear facility. Kensi and Deeks go undercover.

“Masters of
Illusion,” 8 p.m., CW. Six magic acts are packed into this new
half-hour. It's followed by more magicians, via reruns of “Illusion”
(8:30) and “Penn & Teller: Fool Us” (9 p.m.).

“48 Hrs” (1982),
VH1, or “Erin Brockovich” (2000), CMT; both 8 p.m. Here are two
immensely entertaining films. One is pure fiction, with a cop (Nick
Nolte) freeing a young crook (Eddie Murphy) for two days, to help
with a case. The other is based on a true story, with Julia Roberts
winning an Oscar as the law-office secretary who used smarts and sex
appeal to beat a giant power company.

“MasterChef,” 9
p.m., Fox. On a rerun-stuffed night, we can catch up with some
summertime reality debuts. From 8-10 p.m., NBC has Simon Cowell's
first night of “America's Got Talent”; at 9, Fox has this
entertaining hour, with home chefs facing each other for one-on-one

“Hawaii Five-0.”
9 p.m., CBS. It's Halloween – yes, you can tell this is a rerun –
and troubles pile up: A serial killer was inspired by Frankenstein's
monster ... a blood bank has been robbed ... and Danny's daughter has
lied and snuck off to a party.

“Blue Bloods,”
10 p.m., CBS. A camera seems to catch Jamie (the street cop) doing
police brutality. His dad (the police commissioner) has to turn the
matter over to Internal Affairs; meanwhile, a civil-rights lawyer,
charged with rape, insists this is retaliation for his work on the

“Comedy Bang!
Bang!” season-opener, 11 p.m., IFC. Kevin Bacon's father was a
renowned city planner who made the cover of Time Magazine. In a funny
little bit tonight, the show (with Weird Al Yankovic as its new
bandleader) has Bacon describe a city he planned – Kevin Town.