TV column for Saturday, Oct. 18

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “My Boyfriends’ Dogs,” 9-11 p.m., Hallmark.

You really have to like any movie that starts with a bride
in soaking-wet gown, walking three dogs. A kindly diner-owner (Joyce DeWitt)
wants an explanation; there’s a good one.

Bailey has everything in life except a guy; now she’s
willing to adjust her tastes to fit a man. The story is predictable, but the
film has wit, Erika Christensen (“Parenthood”) and some really nice dogs.

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE II: “Hawaii Five-0,” 8 p.m., CBS.

Here’s the rerun of a horse-riding, action-adventure tale,
far from Hawaiian serenity.

McGarrett (Alex O’Loughlin) and Catherine (Michelle Borth)
head to Afghanistan. There, they try to stop the Taliban from harming a young
boy whose family rescued her years ago.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Saturday Night Live,” 11:29 p.m.,
NBC, and/or “Artie Lange: The Stench of Failure,” midnight, Comedy Central.

“SNL” tentatively plans to rerun the season-opener, with
Chris Pratt. The “Weekend Update” duo had a shaky start, but there’s great work
from newcomer Pete Davidson and from writer Leslie Jones.

You could switch to Comedy Central, but don’t be in a hurry.
An opening bit merely reminds us that rape isn’t great humor material.
Afterward, however, Lange digs into his own past of being addicted and
institutionalized. There, he has some wildly funny true-life tales.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE II: “Big Driver,” 8 and 10 p.m.,
Lifetime; “Finders Keepers,” 9 p.m., Syfy.

This is a perilous night for slender blonde writers. In “Driver,”
Maria Bello confronts a killer; in “Keepers,” Jaime Pressly’s daughter has a
nasty doll.

Both movies are skillfully filmed and acted, but neither has
a particularly good story. “Driver” (from a Stephen King novella) fails to
convince us she wouldn’t simply call the cops.

Other choices include:

Movies, 7 p.m., cable. The final Harry Potter film (2011) is
on ABC Family. For an action-adventure tale with older stars, catch “RED” (2010)
on TNT has wit, Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren and Morgan Freeman.

“Gracepoint,” 8 and 9 p.m., Fox. Tentatively scheduled are
reruns of the first two superb episodes of this 10-part crime mini-series.

Football, 8 p.m. ET, ABC. After way too many primetime
mismatches, this could be a good one: Notre Dame (ranked No. 5) visits Florida
State (ranked No. 2).

More movies, cable. Here are classics – Steven Spielberg’s
“Jaws” (1975) at 8 p.m. on IFC and – three days before the start of the World Series –
the brilliant “Field of Dreams” (1989) at 8 p.m. ET on Turner Classic Movies.

“NCIS: Los Angeles,” 9 p.m., CBS. In a rerun, a computer
expert is attacked and the missile system may be compromised.

“Survivor’s Remorse,” 9 p.m., Starz, rerunning at 9:30. Last
week’s episode (rerunning at 8:30 p.m.) was an interesting view of “whupping”
as parental discipline. This one catches Cam as he grasps for a good image by
vising a dying teen. The last few minutes are excellent; the rest is so-so.

TV column for Friday, Oct. 17

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: Music, 9 p.m., PBS (check local
listings) and/or 11 p.m., HBO.

Great music (with great variety) ripples through the night.
On PBS, the classic “Porgy and Bess” is done by the San Francisco Opera,
including the magnificent Laquita Mitchell.

Then some people can switch to HBO for the debut of “Sonic
Highways.” Each week, the Foo Fighters cut one track of their album in a
different city. That may seem precious and self-centered, but under Dave Grohl,
it’s not. He makes the opener an ode to Chicago, with memories from Buddy Guy,
Bonnie Raitt, Rick Nielsen … and Grohl, whose boyhood visit to Chicago included
a punk concert that changed his life.

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “Cristela,” 8:31 p.m., ABC.

Last week’s opener was heavy-handed and dim-witted. This
episode is merely semi-lame … which puts it near the front of the pack by
Friday standards.

Cristela Alonzo, smart and likable, plays a law intern who
wants to focus on her work; her family insists she try Online dating. There are
some decent laughs here (especially at work), but “Cristela” has a blunt, jokey
feel; it leans too much on a character (Gabriel Iglesias) who should be
restricted to mini-moments.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “The Knick,” season-finale, 10 p.m.,

A season that had a slow-and-gloomy start now has a
fast-and-gloomy finish. Plans (some realized, some not) involve an abortion, an
assassin, a wedding, a medical breakthrough and a battle with addiction.

Key parts center on Cornelia, the good-hearted
philanthropist; in this era (early 1900s), she’s convinced she can’t have a
baby with her true love, who is black. Others stories include the
administrator’s debt crisis and the chief surgeon’s cocaine-fueled research.
This is, at least, a well-crafted gloomfest.

Other choices include:

“The Amazing Race,” 8 p.m., CBS. Last week, the Boston firefighters
were dumped. That follows the previous ouster of Miami-realtor sisters and a
dating couple from California; eight duos remain.

“Last Man Standing,” 8 p.m., ABC. Boyd is frightened
(understandably) after a close encounter with a sinkhole. Now his father and
grandfather have opposite views of how to deal with it.

Series-debut reruns, 8 p.m., CW and NBC. On CW, it’s Monday’s
“Jane the Virgin,” a neatly offbeat mix of comedy, drama and soap-opera. On
NBC, it’s the overwrought (but sometimes funny) “Marry Me.”

“Toy Story of Terror,” 8:30 p.m., Disney. Following its Wednesday
airing on ABC, this clever, animated rerun from 2013  moves to cable. It’s preceded by the amiable “Girl
Meets World” at 8.

“Hawaii Five-0,” 9 p.m., CBS. A Detroit hit man has been
killed in Hawaii. Meanwhile, Chin takes a big risk to help Danny save his

 “Evermoor,” 9-10
p.m., Disney. This is the Halloween-season launch of a series that will be
shown worldwide. A teen grumbles when her mom remarries and moves her o a
creaky English mansion. Naturally, it has secret rooms, hidden corridors, a
magical typewriter and a tapestry that tells the future.

 “Blue Bloods,” 10
p.m., CBS. When Danny (Donnie Wahlberg) is accused of using excessive force,
the case brings a dilemma to his dad (Tom Selleck), the police commissioner.


TV column for Thursday, Oct. 16

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Scandal,” 9 p.m., ABC.

Suddenly, Olivia is back to what she does best – helping the
president avoid an image disaster.

This time, he calls her when his family’s reputation is
endangered. Guesting are Mary Mouser as his daughter, Joe Morton as Olivia’s
father (who, viewers know, engineered the death of the president’s son) and
Brian Letscher as the Secret Service agent responsible for that death.

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “Reign,” 9 p.m., CW.

Wrapping up a big week for CW’s scripted shows, here’s a
big-scale coronation. Following his dad’s death, Francis takes the throne; his
widowed mom Catherine (the superb Megan Follows, of long-ago “Anne of Green
Gables”) plans an epic coronation.

That comes while France is wracked with famine. Mary – the
queen-to-be – wants to feed the people, which is hardly a family tradition.
Also, Francis fears he’s haunted by his dad’s spirit.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Gracepoint,” 9 p.m., Fox.

There’s still time to join this brilliant mini-series.
Tonight’s hour – the third of 10 – offers subtle perfection from Anna Gunn
(“Breaking Bad”) and Michael Pena (who starred in “Cesar Chavez”).

The story involves the murder of young Danny.  The chief detective (David Tennant) is a
troubled newcomer; that embitters the cop (Gunn) who wanted his job … and whose
son was Danny’s best friend. Meanwhile, Danny’s family faces problems: The dad
(Pena) won’t say where he was that night, the mom is keeping her pregnancy
secret and the sister held drugs she said her boss asked her to get.

Other choices include:

“Grey’s Anatomy,” 8 p.m., ABC. Going through her late
mother’s videos and journals, Meredith finds stunning news. Those videos offer
the return of Kate Burton, who has played Meredith’s mom and the “Scandal”
vice-president. Also, Maggie has an announcement and Alex gets new duties.

Football, 8:25 p.m. ET, CBS, with preview at 7. The New York
Jets visit the Patriots, in a game of teams headed (so far) in opposite
directions. After winning their opener, the Jets have lost five straight. After
splitting their first four, the Patriots heard talk that the Tom Brady era was
over; they won the next two, averaging 40 points a game, with Brady averaging
326 yards and three touchdowns passing.

 “Bad Judge,” 9 p.m.,
NBC. Rebecca (Kate Walsh) has an uneven time helping the working person. She
tries to punish a restaurant manager who harasses his staff … but can’t
remember her court stenographer’s name. Meanwhile, she despairs when a fireman
wants more than casual sex.

“A to Z,” 9:30p.m., NBC. Sometimes, snooping can bring too
much information. Andrew and Zelda learn things about each other that they’d
rather not know. Also, his boss learns what workers think of her.

“Parenthood,” 10 p.m., NBC. Sarah struggles with her
relationship with Hank’s ex-wife and daughter … while Hank (Ray Romano) duck
conflicts. Also, Julia and Joel worry about the effect of their separation.

“How to Get Away With Murder,” 10 p.m., ABC. Annalise is
defending a brokerage-firm chief (Elizabeth Perkins) accused of insider
trading. Also, Wes finds a cell phone with a clue to the campus murder.

TV column for Wednesday, Oct. 15

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Nature: Animal Misfits,” 8 p.m., PBS
(check local listings).

If you think you have romantic troubles, imagine the leaf
chameleon – so tiny he has trouble finding a mate (literally). Or the parrot whose
females only want to mate every five years.

They’re part of a fun jaunt. We meet fish that fly and
parrots that don’t; we see penguins waddle in the New Zealand jungle and mud
skippers flounder on fins. In a typical day, pandas eat for 16 hours and defecate
40 times; sloths, by comparison, rest for two days after every meal.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “Toy Story of Terror” and “It’s the
Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,” 8 and 8:30 p.m., ABC.

The 1966 Charlie Brown cartoon is considered a classic …
even if it does seem slow and spare by modern standards. For contrast, there’s
the dandy, 2013 “Toy Story” special.

During a road trip, the gang stops at a motel. Then – shades
of “Psycho” – a toy disappears. The result has a few scares and a lot of laughs;
Carl Weathers (as Combat Carl) joins the voice line-up that brings back Tom
Hanks, Tim Allen, Joan Cusack, Don Rickles and (as Mr. Pricklepants) Timothy

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “How We Got to Now” debut, 9 and 10
p.m., PBS.

We take a lot for granted, assuming things have been like
this forever. Not so. In the second half of the 19
th century, Americans
knew little about health; they also couldn’t agree on what time it was.

The first hour (“Clean”) includes two Chicagoans’ bizarre
gambles: One raised the buildings to make room for a sewage system; another
chlorinated the drinking water … an untested (and successful) concept. The
second hour views an era before time zones. Four more fascinating hours are

Other choices include:

“Arrow,” 8 p.m., CW. Bad news for Oliver’s image: Another
archer, Komodo, has a lethal impact.

“The Mysteries of Laura,” 8 p.m., NBC. At first, it seems
that someone was killed in his own bathroom. Then the real home-owner shows up;
Laura’s first job is to figure the victim’s identity

“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,” 9 p.m., NBC. After
creating a video about his troubles with women, a young man goes on a killing

“Modern Family,” 9 p.m., ABC. With their house under repair,
the Dunphys are confined to a cramped hotel room. Phil thinks this will be a
great time for bonding; the others disagree.

“Blackish,” 9:31 p.m., ABC. Dre as supermom? He tries to take
over Rainbow’s projects for a week.

“Nashville,” 10 p.m., ABC. 
Rayna is intent on landing rising star Sadie Stone (Laura Benanti) for
her label. For Benanti, 35, this is already the eighth recurring series role,
alongside a busy time in musicals. She’s had four Tony nominations (winning for
“Gypsy”) and played Elsa Schrader in NBC’s “Sound of Music.”

“American Horror Story,” 10 p.m., FX. Last week’s stylish
opener was led by the introduction of a two-headed woman, a triumph for the
technical people and actress Sarah Paulson. It was a great start, despite a
surplus of gore. But now a circus strongman (Michael Chiklis) arrives, bullying
and badgering. The visual charm is still there, but this second episode turns
darker and tougher to watch.

TV column for Monday, Oct. 13

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Jane the Virgin” debut, 9 p.m., CW.

Jane (Gina Rodriguez) is beautiful and dutiful, choosing to
remain a virgin until marriage. That’s a notion her grandmother pushed; her
boyfriend (a cop) and mother (a lover) disagree strenuously.

Then she’s accidentally inseminated – a simple error at the
clinic – and pregnant; wilder twists follow. Adapted from a Venezuelan telenovela,
“Jane” finds that perfect balance, being offbeat without being silly; it shows
that Rodriguez is a gifted star and the CW is (after a long lapse) a real

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “The Big Bang Theory,” 8 and 8:30
p.m., CBS.

First is a new episode, with the three women in Las Vegas …
where Penny (usually the fun one) is accused of being a buzzkill. Back home,
the guys try to invent the next big thing.

Then is a rerun that merges two of the great forces in TV comedy:
Bob Newhart – drolly, dryly brilliant as usual – makes his third visit to TV’s
best comedy. This time he plays an afterlife vision, still very funny.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Independent Lens,” 10-11:30 p.m., PBS
(check local listings).

The places and people are different, but the basics are the
same – kids cruelly mocked for being different. One is gay, another is called
“fishface,” others are dismissed as geeky or stupid.

Even with a camera there, kids bully them in buses and
schools. Even with a camera there, officials offer bromides (“buses are
notorious”; “boys are like that”). “Bully” is a deeply disturbing film that
shows the devastation; its lone bright spot comes at the end, with the rise of
an anti-bully movement.

TODAY’S ALTERNATIVE: “Blaze and the Monster Machines” debut,
noon to 1 p.m., Nickelodeon.

We kind of appreciate the way NASCAR has precise rules. In
this animated world, one monster truck is able to use giant turbo-chargers;
another encases his opponents in bubbles, so they’ll float away.

“Blaze” is mostly a high-octane, fun show, but also poses
engineering questions for pre-schoolers. They’re asked which is better for
floating on a river, a rock or a board. (Hint, one of them sinks like a rock.)
It also asks whether to use the steep ramp (with a trajectory to the hill top)
or a less-steep one (pointing to a fierce hillside crash). We answered these

Other choices include:

“Dancing With the Stars,” 8-10:01 p.m., ABC. The partner
shake-up is in effect – which is good news for Sadie Robertson, the “Duck
Dynasty” teen. She’s paired with frequent-champ Derek Hough; Bethany Mota
switches to Mark Ballas. Nine celebrities remain, after the ouster of designer
Betsey Johnson.

“The Voice,” 8-10 p.m., NBC. The battle rounds begin,
pitting teammates.

“Gotham,” 8 p.m., Fox. As a key vote nears, council members’
lives are in danger.

“Sleepy Hollow,” 9 p.m., Fox. A child is missing and a Pied
Piper type is suspected.

“The Blacklist,” 10 p.m., NBC. Normal people are suddenly
becoming killers; Red suspects someone is doing a social experiment. He also
has a proposition for Naomi (Mary-Louise Parker) and her husband.

“Castle,” 10:01 p.m., ABC. Rick and Kate return to normal
life, after the quirks of his disappearance. Meanwhile, a pool shark is dead
and there are notions that the killer had paranormal powers.