TV column for Saturday, March 18

“Fast Five” (2011), 8-11 p.m., NBC.

Tonight, the
big-four networks are all about high-octane, high-stakes action. Two
(CBS, ABC) have basketball; the other two have speeding vehicles –
bikes on Fox (Supercross, 7 p.m.), cars here.

A street racer (Vin
Diesel) is linking with a former FBI agent (Paul Walker), trying to
rob a drug lord. But an FBI guy (Dwayne Johnson, also known as The
Rock) is pursuing them. There are lots of chases and gun fights, plus
Jordana Brewster, Tyrese Gibson, Chris “Ludacris” Bridges and

II: “Planet Earth II,” 9 p.m. ET, BBC America, rerunning at

Much of the Earth –
one-quarter of its non-water – involves grasslands, narrator David
Attenborough tells us. There, cameras find big creatures – lions
chasing buffalo, wolves chasing caribou – and tiny ones: A
five-million-ant colony combines to turn grass into fungus, eating a
half-ton of it every year.

There's humor here
from the birds – some hitch rides on ostriches, others leap in
frantic mating rituals – and spectacle from the arctic fox. It
leaps up and plunges head-first into the snow, surprising its prey.

Robert Osborne tribute, all day, Turner Classic Movies.

Osborne, who died
March 6 at 84, had a rich knowledge of movies and their stars. This
48-hour marathon starts at 6 a.m. ET with a 2014 special that had
Alec Baldwin interviewing him; that repeats at 1:30 and 8:05 p.m. ET
and 12:45 a.m. There's also a 2015 tribute to him, at 9 a.m. and 4:15

Alongside that are
interviews -- Norman Jewison at 7:30 a.m. ET, Alan Arkin, 10:15;
Luise Rainer, 11:30; Liza Minnelli, 12:15 p.m.; Eva Marie Saint, 3
p.m.; Peter O'Toole, 5:30; Kim Novak, 6:45; Debbie Reynolds, 9:30;
Betty Hutton, 10:30 p.m.; Liza Minnelli, 11:45 p.m. and more.

Other choices

College basketball,
four networks. A new tournament round begins, with 32 teams left. CBS
has games at noon and at 2:30, 5 and 7:30 p.m. ET, with cable doing
the rest. That's 6 and 8:30 p.m. ET on TNT and 7 and 9:30 p.m. on

“Ice Age” films,
3:40 to 10 p.m., cable. You could catch an animated triple-feature.
The first two “Ice Age” films are on Freeform at 3:40 (2002) and
5:40 p.m. (2006). The latest (2016) is 8 p.m. on HBO.

“Jerry Maguire”
(1996), 6:39 p.m., Starz. A strong movie night starts with this
sharply written Tom Cruise film. You might also try Tina Fey's “Mean
Girls” (2004) at 7:06 and 9:14 p.m. on Bravo and Freeform cartoons
-- “Despicable Me” (2010) at 7:45 and the clever “Wreck-It
Ralph” (2012) at 9:50.

Pro basketball, 8:30
p.m. ET, ABC, with preview at 8. LeBron James and the Cleveland
Cavaliers visit the Los Angeles Clippers.

“The History of
Comedy,” 9 and 10 p.m. ET, CNN. Barring another late change, this
will offer two strong reruns. The first looks at people – from
Jonathan Winters to Robin Williams – who managed to mix great
comedy with serious personal problems. The second views topical
humor, from the mild Hope/Carson days to the rush of “Daily Show,”
Samantha Bee, “Saturday Night Live” and beyond.

“Kicking and
Screaming,” 11 p.m., Fox. In a rerun of the opener, 10 survival
experts are paired with non-experts – including a cheerleader, a
chess champion, a model and a self-described “Malibu princess.”
Despite the stereotypes, these turn out to be interesting people, fun
to watch.

“Saturday Night
Live,” 11:29 p.m., NBC. Here's a rerun of the episode Casey Affleck
hosted, before winning his Academy Award for “Manchester By the
Sea.” Chance the Rapper is the music guest.

TV column for Friday, March 17

“The Originals” season-opener, 8 p.m., CW.

A week after fans
mourned the end of the eight-year “Vampire Diaries,” its sequel
returns. The visuals are gorgeous, the violence is nasty and the
stakes are high.

Marcel is still king
of New Orleans' vampire/werewolf world; to prove it, he has Klaus
(the founder) in a dungeon. (Kings are big on dungeons, you know.)
But now witches and outsiders – including the arrogant Alistair –
may disrupt things. Meanwhile, Claire and Hayley take strong measures
to try to revive Elijah. There are plenty of gory moments, as lethal
forces keep colliding.

II: Basketball, noon to midnight, CBS and beyond.

CBS – which even
scuttled its soap operas for a couple days – again starts the
action; it has Michigan and Oklahoma State at 12:15 p.m. ET. Others
follow, with TruTV at 12:40 (Baylor-New Mexico State), TNT at 1:30
(Arkansas-Seton Hall) and TBS at 2 (Oregon-Iona).

Each has four games,
one of the last ones an intra-state battle (Kentucky-Northern
Kentucky) at 9:40 p.m. on CBS. By the end of the night, we'll have
the 32 teams for Saturday and Sunday.

ALTERNATIVE: St. Patrick's Day shows.

The big networks
forget to have anything Irish today, but others step in. That's via
broadcast (some PBS stations have pledge-drive specials), streaming
(an excellent series, listed below) and cable.

Syfy takes the
perverse route, a marathon of evil-leprechaun movies – most of them
with Warwick Davis, once a beloved ewok – from 7 a.m. to 5 a.m. But
Turner Classic Movies has an all-Irish day, led by Francis Coppola's
brilliant “Finian's Rainbow” (1968) at 11:30 a.m. ET and John
Ford films -- “The Informer” (1935), 6:15 p.m. ET, “Rising of
the Moon” (1957), 8; “The Quiet Man” (1952), 9:30.

Other choices

“Striking Out,”
any time, Remember
“Harry's Law,” with Kathy Bates going from an upscale law firm to
a storefront? Here's the same idea, but even better. We won't spoil
the surprises, but the first hour does a great job of moving a young
Irish lawyer (Amy Huberman) to the side of a coffee shop, with a
maybe-felon (Emmet Byrne, who's excellent) as her office manager.
Some things are never explained – who, exactly, is Vincent? – but
the cases are fairly good and the characters are great.

“Grimm,” 8 p.m.,
NBC. Let's try to remember to never walk through a mirror unless we
know what's on the other side. That worked OK for Alice (who found
Wonderland), but it's perilous for Eve and Nick. They find a grisly
world of human-type creatures eating each other. The result –
intense and sometimes disturbing – starts a two-parter that
continues next Friday.

“Rosewood,” 8
p.m., Fox. The music business turns old-school (very old): On his
yacht, people fine a producer's mummified body.

“Sleepy Hollow,”
9 p.m., Fox. Somehow, a mysterious woman is in the vault. The team
tries to find out who she is and who's side she's on.

“Reign,” 9 p.m.,
CW. In France, King Charles' odd behavior is threatening his reign;
his mother scrambles into image control. In Scotland, Lord Darnley
tries to prove his loyalty to Mary.

“Truth and Lies:
The Family Manson,” 9-11 p.m., ABC. This series of occasional
documentaries began with the Menendez Brothers; now it revisits the
Charles Manson case. There are interviews with two of his women and
(from 1994) with Manson, who's now 82. Also interviewed are Mike Love
of the Beach Boys (who encountered Manson) and friends of slain
actress Sharon Tate.

Stand-up comedy, 10
p.m., Showtime. This is the second half of a Natasha Leggero show at
the SXSW Festival. It includes Emo Phillips, Sean Patton, Ian
Edwards, Kurt Braunohler and Eliza Skinner

TV column for Thursday, March 16

Basketball, noon to midnight, CBS and beyond.

For the next three
weeks, the NCAA tournament will gobble up large chunks of our TV time
and our thought processes. The games will even supplant CBS soap
operas. Really.

CBS has today's
first game, tipping off at 12:15 p.m. ET, with Notre Dame and
Princeton. (Yes, Princeton. This is also the first tourney for
Northwestern and California-Davis; even the smart schools got in.) It
also has one of the night's last – Wisconsin and Virginia Tech at
9:40 p.m. -- with two others in between. Other four-game sprees start
at 12:40 p.m. on TruTV, 1:30 p.m. on TNT and 2 on TBS.

ALTERNATIVE: Comedies, 8 and 8:30 p.m., NBC.

On Thursdays, the
CBS gems -- “Big Bang,” “Mom,” etc. -- usually grab most of
the comedy viewers. Now that they're resting for a couple weeks, we
can catch some undernoticed NBC comedies.

At 8 p.m.,
“Superstore” has Amy (America Ferrera) help her parents move from
her childhood home; Tony Plana – terrific in everything, including
the “Lethal Weapon” season-finale – plays her dad, just as he
did in Ferrera's “Ugly Betty.” At 8:30 is a rerun of the
hilarious “Trial & Error” opener.

ALTERNATIVE II: “The Catch,” 10 p.m., ABC, and more.

The entire ABC
line-up is an ideal counterpoint to basketball, wrapping up with the
revamped “Catch.” It's a show that has a sleek look, clever
dialog and a big obstacle: The central characters, Alice (Mireille
Enos) and Ben (Peter Krause), are tough to like, even in a
“Sopranos”/”Breaking Bad” world.

One solution is to
spend time with Sophie, Alice's more-human employee; another – a
great one – is adding Tommy (T.R. Knight), Alice's oft-flailing
brother. Tonight, Tommy helps track the people who put millions in
his bank account, Ben cons a restaurant and Alice protects her nasty

Other choices

“Snatch” debut,
any time, Crackle. Like “Catch,” this is about scams and cons.
Still, it's the opposite – no slickness, just the amiably ragged
style that reminds us it's based on a Guy Ritchie movie. There are
lots of Londoners to root for -- most of them low-income and one
(played by Rupert Grint of “Harry Potter” fame) quite prosperous.
A boxing story is so-so, but there's a bigger one unfolding.

“Grey's Anatomy,”
8 p.m., ABC. Jackson and April travel to Montana to perform surgery,
but his focus isn't there. She has to try get him back on track.

“Scandal,” 9
p.m., ABC. At last, flashbacks will show exactly what happened on
election night, when Francisco Vargas was killed. Also, Olivia must
make a live-changing decision about the campaign; and her father,
Rowan, is surprised when someone from his past resurfaces.

“Kicking and
Screaming,” 9 p.m., Fox. First, we must learn what happened to the
wilderness novice whose face puffed up with a severe allergy. Then
it's a new, fairly fun round: Each duo pairs an expert (one praises
eating rabbit eyes because “they're full of electrolytes”) with
their opposite; that includes a chess champ who observes that he's
“almost an encyclopedia of perfection.”

“Planet Earth II,”
9 p.m., BBC America. There are clever creatures in the desert, we
learn from this terrific rerun of Saturday's hour. Moles slide
through the sand, almost undetected ... beetles climb huge dunes,
just to absorb some mist ... birds fly two hours, store water and fly
it back to their young.

“The Blacklist:
Redemption,” 10 p.m., NBC. Terrorists have escaped from a secret
Manhattan prison. Now the team must lock down the city – no easy
task – and find them.

“History of
Comedy,” 10 p.m., CNN. Don't be sure of anything here, because CNN
keeps making last-minute changes in prime time. Tentatively
scheduled, however, is a good hour that looks at topical humor when
it was scarce – Mort Sahl, etc. -- and during our current time of
topical abundance.

TV column for Wednesday, March 15

“Star” season-finale, 9 p.m., Fox.

It's time for the
big event – an Atlanta music festival that will give the winner a
record deal. But as that nears, lives are in chaos for the members of
the group – Star was belted by her quarterback boyfriend, Alex has
just learned she's pregnant and her boyfriend is paraplegic – and
for others.

Jahil, their
manager, was arrested for the murder of Simone's abusive foster
father. And Cotton -- whose money for a sex-transition procedure was
stolen – responded by stealing money. Now Carlotta tries to make
amends with Cotton, Alex ponders her next step and Jahil tries to
regain the group's trust.

“Lethal Weapon” season-finale, 8 p.m., Fox.

There are maddening
extremes to this oft-entertaining show. Riggs' opening scheme here is
extremely absurd; the obsession with torture is extremely repugnant.
Still, other parts are beautifully done.

A key scene between
Riggs (Clayne Crawford) and his late wife's father (Tony Plana) shows
skilled actors with smartly subtle material; so does a late scene
with Murtaugh (Damon Wayans) and his family. In between those is a
visually powerful subway-track battle. The season ends strongly.

ALTERNATIVE: “Hap and Leonard” opener, 10 p.m., Sundance.

The second “Hap”
mini-series – again, adapting a book into six episodes – finds
both men recovering. Hap (James Purefoy) has the cremated remains of
his ex-wife; Leonard (Michael Kenneth Williams) is living in the
tattered house he inherited from his grandfather.

Those remains
provide this opener with humor and more; the house provides a stark
plot jolt. By the end of the hour, they give one character warmth and
the other are crisis. It's a strong and stylish start.

“Greenleaf,” 2 p.m. to 2 a.m., Oprah Winfrey Network.

First is a chance to
catch up on this series. The final eight episodes of the first season
lead into the second-season opener at 10 p.m.; then the final two and
the season-opener rerun from 11 p.m. to 1 a.m.

You'll find a solid
show. Some actors (including Merle Dandridge as Grace) are a bit
bland, but others (led by Winfrey as her bar-owner aunt Mavis) are
terrific. A big-time TV reporter, Grace visited home after the
suicide of her sister Faith. She stayed to expose the uncle who had
abused Faith; he then pointed to the sins of his brother, bishop of a
giant church. Now Grace must help save her dad's church.

Other choices

(2010) and “Avatar” (2009), 6 and 9 p.m., AMC. Here's a
double-feature of films designed for big-screen wows. It leads a
night of best-picture Oscar-winners. “Forrest Gump” (1994), which
won, is 7 p.m. on Sundance; “As Good As It Gets” (1997) is 8:31
p.m. on Pop.

“Survivor” (CBS)
and “The Voice” (NBC), both 8 p.m. This is one of the rare weeks
when the reality giants collide. “The Voice” finished its
auditions Tuesday, but pauses for two hours of highlights.

“The Goldbergs,”
8 p.m., ABC. Barry is ready to alter his career plans, so he can go
to the same college as his girlfriend. His mother does not approve.

“Modern Family,”
9 p.m., ABC. Like “Hap and Leonard,” this show uses cremated
remains as a plot point. This one involves Cam's departed pig;
Mitchell spills the urn, then tries a cover-up.

“The 100,” 9
p.m., CW. Clarke and Roan have ranged from colleagues to mortal
enemies.Now they must work together, to get through hostile territory
and deliver a key element to her mother, who is racing to find an
antidote to the fast-approaching radiation poisoning.

Survivor,” 10 p.m., ABC. Last week found the new president barely
surviving a sniper's bullet; his recovery shattered the
vice-president's scheme to crash the stock market. Now Agent Wells,
who disrupted the sniper, is closing in on the truth ... and Aaron
knows Emily is investigating him.

TV column for Tuesday, March 14

“This Is Us” season-finale, 9 p.m., NBC.

It's has been an
amazing first season for “Us.” A show without the usual elements
– cops, crooks, courts, doctors – has caught on with the dramas
of real life. In just 17 episodes, it's made us care deeply about
three siblings and (partly through flashbacks) their parents.

Now NBC promises
turning points for Randall (who just quit his job), Kevin (who slept
with his ex-wife and got a job offer from movie director Ron Howard)
and Kate. And in flashbacks, their dad – who had been drinking –
tries to drive two hours to catch their mom's rock concert.

II: “Trial & Error” debut, 10 and 10:30 p.m., NBC.

Larry (John Lithgow)
may not have killed his wife, but he's a bad defendant. He
roller-skates through blood ... interrupts the 9-1-1 call to talk to
the cable guy ... and fails to mention his past offenses.

Then again, he
doesn't exactly have a dream team. There's a novice lawyer, a
clueless investigator (wonderfully played by Steven Boyer) and a
receptionist (Sherri Shepherd) who doesn't recognize faces. Add a
mock-documentary style and you have the funniest NBC comedy in years.

ALTERNATIVE: “People Icons,” 10 p.m., ABC.

After tragedy, this
hour tells us, there can be love and happiness. “Baby Jessica”
was trapped in a well for 58 hours; she's now married to Danny
Morales, who watched the ordeal on TV. Laura Scruggs lost a hand and
an eye in a propeller accident; she later married “E News” host
Jason Kennedy.

Then there's Austin
Hatch. At 8, he and his dad were the only survivors of a small-plane
crash; almost a decade later, he was the lone survivor of another
plane crash that killed his dad and stepmom. Now he's ready to
graduate from the University of Michigan and marry former U-M
volleyball star Abby Cole.

ALTERNATIVE II: “Water & Power: A California Heist,” 9 and
10:30 p.m., National Geographic.

In the middle of
California's water wars stand Sarah Ervin and her fiance, Michael
Lunsford. “It's really rough when you have to go places to take a
shower,” she says. They're in Tulare County, where more than 1,000
wells went dry, while California agriculture was having a record

This beautifully
filmed documentary takes us through the history of a state where, it
says, agriculture is 2 percent of the economy, with 80 percent of the
water. It follows “water brokers” who buy land and dig deep –
draining neighbors' water table. As one man puts it: “It's
literally a race to the bottom.”

Other choices

“Tangled: Before
Ever After,” 7-8:05 p.m., Disney. Before the series debuts March
24, Disney keeps showing this extra-length special. It has the same
stars (Mandy Moore, Zachary Levi) and songwriters as the film; other
reruns are at 2 and 11 p.m. Wednesday, 5 p.m. Thursday and 8:30 p.m.

“New Girl,” 8
p.m., Fox. Reagan (Megan Fox) is back; she's still Nick's girlfriend
... even though Jess and Nick have been spending a lot of tie
together. Also, Schmidt and Cece obsess over home security.

“NCIS,” 8 p.m.,
CBS. Fulfilling a sailor's dying wish, Gibbs re-opens a case ... and
makes a discovery.

“NCIS: New
Orleans,” 9 and 10 p.m., CBS. It's an all-NCIS, no-rerun night for
CBS. First, a Marine with a spotless record suddenly assaults six
people and vanishes; then, Tammy's ex-husband – who embezzled $80
million in Katrina relief funds – is back and accused of killing a
crime boss' son.

“Love on the Air”
(2015), 9-11 p.m., Hallmark Movies & Mysteries. On March 26, this
channel will have the new “Murder She Baked” movie, the sixth
film with the talented team of director Kristoffer Tabori and
producer-star Alison Sweeney; now here's a chance to re-see the first
one, a clever tale with Sweeney and Jonathan Scarfe as duelling radio

“The Americans,”
10 p.m., FX. Stan, the FBI guy, and Oleg, his Russian colleague, face
the repercussions of their complicated history together.