TV column for Friday, March 14

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE: “Rake,” 8 p.m., Fox.

Jaunty and fun, this show never caught on during its
Thursday run. Now it’s been exiled to Fridays, with fewer viewers … but less
competition, making it worth trying.

Greg Kinnear plays Keegan, a smart lawyer who makes stupid
choices about women and gambling. Now his friend Ben inherits his dad’s law firm
and dares to hire Keegan … who goes to court ill-prepared.

TONIGHT’S MIGHT-SEE II: “Live From Space,” 8-10 p.m. ET (5-7
p.m. PT), National Geographic.

Here is a hugely ambitious project, focusing on Rick
Mastracchio and Koichi Wakata aboard the International Space Station … which
circles the Earth every 90 minutes. It is, Geographic points out, the first
special to have a $100-billion studio and to literally encompass the world.

Live and via tapes, the astronauts will perform experiments,
answer questions and provide a tour. Talking to them­ from Houston will be
Soledad O’Brien (also a producer of this special) and Mike Massimino, an
astronaut who fixed the Hubble Telescope … and did four “Big Bang Theory”

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Banshee” season-finale, 10 p.m.,

This makes up for all the shows (“The Killing,” for
instance) that didn’t really wrap things up in their season-finales. “Banshee”
has an ending … and then another … and then several more.

The main one has the former thieves – with new identities as
Sheriff Lucas Hood and suburban mom Carrie Hopewell – seeking vengeance on her
father, with a long flashback to show why. That one has enough violence to fill
a dozen movies (or one videogame), but stick around. One post-ending ending is
fierce and blood-drenched; we’d be outraged … except that “Banshee” is so skillfully

Other choices include:

“Last Man Standing,” 8 p.m., ABC. When Eve posts one of her
dad’s outspoken video-blogs on her Facebook page, she gets a hard time from
classmates. Also, a neighborhood cop stirs a family fuss.

 “The Neighbors,” 8:30
p.m., ABC. Marty’s date-night plans with his wife go astray. Also, young Dick
instantly falls in love with the babysitter (Rachel Dratch).

 “Hawaii Five-0,” 9
p.m., CBS. A father was shot while his daughter was being removed from the
home. The team probes that, while Danny tries to re-unite his mom (Melanie
Griffith) and dad. Also, McGarrett has a key code cracked by Jerry (Jorge
Garcia, who knows decoding from his “Lost” years).

“Enlisted,” 9 p.m., Fox. When they meet three veterans
(Stacy Keach, Dean Stockwell and Barry Bostwick) who are future versions of
themselves, the brothers decide to change their lives.

“Raising Hope,” 9:30 p.m., Fox. It’s a busy time for
Virginia – a possible promotion and a chance to perform with Burt in the local

“Blue Bloods,” 10 p.m., CBS. A perverse “knock-out game” –
punching random strangers – goes way too far when it involves an expectant
mother. Also, Frank worries about an impression of favoritism.

“Hannibal,” 10:01 p.m., NBC. Cleverly framed by Hannibal
Lecter, Will is on trial for murder. His boss (Laurence Fishburne) admits he
may have pushed him too hard, disrupting a fragile psyche.

ALSO: As the PBS pledge drive heads into its final weekend, many stations have key show-business specials tonight. In Reno, Nevada, for instance, KNPB has "Judy Collins: Live From Ireland" at 9 p.m.... in Cincinnati, WCET reruns the superb "American Masters" portrait of Johnny Carson at 9 ... and in East Lansing, Mich., WKAR has an 8 p.m. concert by Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers, scattering some dandy humor amid a night of dazzling bluegrass music and (with Edie Brickell) warm ballads. Check local listings. 

TV column for Thursday, March 13

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Hell’s Kitchen” opener (8 p.m.) and
“American Idol” (9 p.m.), Fox.

You know life has turned upside-down when “Idol” – for
years, the most powerful show on TV – needs a lead-in boost from a man yelling
at chefs. That’s the situation now: “Kitchen” takes over the 8 p.m. slot
(Gordon Ramsay starts with 20 chefs to belittle), “Idol” moves to 9 and “Rake”
is exiled to Fridays.

That happens on a key night when “Idol” trims to 10, which
generally means everyone will be on the tour. Harry Connick Jr., one of the
judges, will do a medley; also, Mali Music will perform.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “Review,” 10 p.m., Comedy Central.

What’s it like to make a sex tape … or be a deer hunter … or
be a racist? Most of us can only guess, but now there’s Forrest MacNeil (played
by Andy Daly); he tries and reviews experiences for us.

The resulting half-hour, like last week’s opener, is
surprisingly funny. A few moments make us cringe; most range from subtly clever
to big, laugh-out-loud surprises.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Chicagoland,” 10 p.m., CNN.

Last week’s debut (rerunning at 9 p.m.) introduced us to
compelling people, from Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel to the critics of his
school-closings. Most involving was Elizabeth Dozier, a young principal who immersed
herself in the lives of her students.

Now we meet one of those students. Lee McCullum prepares for
college, with the effects of violence around him. He was 9 when his dad lost a
leg to random gunfire; now a friend has been killed, the third this year.
Against the giddy backdrop of a hockey championship, this hour delivers
emotional jolts.

Other choices include:

“The Big Bang Theory,” 8 p.m., CBS. When he visits his mom
(Laurie Metcalf of “Roseanne”), Sheldon finds a surprise that shakes his
reality. Also, there’s trouble at Raj’s latest murder mystery.

“Parks and Recreation,” 8:30 p.m., NBC. When Leslie plans a
new town slogan, she collides with two “shock jocks” (Nick Kroll and Matt
Besser) on local radio.

“Two and a Half Men,” 9 p.m., CBS. Lyndsey was happy enough
to cheat on Larry with Alan. Now she’s quite unhappy to learn Alan is sleeping
with Larry’s sister (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).

“Grey’s Anatomy,” 9 p.m., ABC. A non-fraternization policy
at the hospital? That’s sticky in a show that’s mostly about fraternizing.
Tonight, one doctor is suspended; another is sent to Human Resources.

“Suits,” 9 p.m., USA. This show was built on the shaky
notion that someone could perpetually fool a top law firm into thinking he went
to Harvard. Now that peaks, in an hour that manages to simultaneously be dreary
and repetitious, while stretching credibility beyond the breaking point.

“Scandal,” 10 p.m., ABC. As his re-election push continues, Fitz
gets a surprise in the first presidential debate. Meanwhile, Olivia faces a big
decision and her team works for a CEO accused of murder.

“Sirens,” 10 p.m., USA. Trying to do a good deed – erasing a
guy’s porn – these paramedics sink into their own problems. The result is
erratic, but has some very funny moments.

TV column for Wednesday, March 12

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “American Idol,” 8-10 p.m., Fox.

For 11 young singers, this is a crucial week. Survivors will
be in the top 10; in past years, that’s meant two months of touring to packed
arenas, a splendid way to start a career.

And the No. 11 person? A few have found related success (Matt
Rogers as a host, Kevin Covais as an actor); most -- Alexis Grace, Amanda
Overmyer, Paige Miles, etc. – haven’t. Tonight brings movie songs.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “Suburgatory,” 8:30 p.m., ABC.

Dalia’s world is limited by her need to be in range of
Wi-fi. She distrusts places where she doesn’t know how many likes she has. “I
like likes,” she says; she’ll even fake a few, to avoid being a hater.

Her mom has spent a lifetime trying to be liked by guys;
when these two hire a matchmaker, the result is very funny. A second story –
Tessa meets a guy who’s just like her – is so-so; a third (Lisa ponders a rash
step) is quite good and carries into future episodes.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo”
(2011) and “The Americans,” 6:30 and 10 p.m., FX.

Here’s a night of extraordinary drama, deep and dark and richly

“Tattoo” brings the bleak beauty that we expect from Scandinavian-based
murder mystery. Then a strong “Americans” episode includes an assassination
attempt and an amazing scene with Elizabeth (Keri Russell) making an unspoken
threat. Meanwhile, her teen daughter is closer to the ultimate secret: Both
parents are Russian spies, planted for decades inside American suburbia.

Other choices include:

“Survivor,” 8 p.m., CBS. The “Brawn” tribe still rules with
all six of its people, after “Brains” shed two and “Beauty” shed one. Tonight,
a team considers blowing a challenge, in order to oust someone.

“The Middle,” 8 p.m., ABC. Frankie is arrested over an
unreturned library book; yes, she suspects Brick.

“Modern Family,” 9 p.m., ABC. Each person has a different
sort of wisdom to impart. Jay shows Luke tools … Gloria helps choose Lily’s
flower-girl dress … Cam and Mitchell lead a museum excursion.

“Mixology,” 9:31 p.m., ABC. The show’s worst and best
characters fill this half-hour. The worst is Bruce, the shallow know-it-all;
tonight, he finally gets some bits of humanity. The best are Ron, the solemn
Englishman, and Liv, not entirely sure about her dull life. Tonight, they interact
delightfully[MH1] .

“Men at Work” season-finale, 10 and 10:30 p.m., TBS. As a
welcome counterpoint to some of its low-witted, locker-room jokes, “Men”
recently added Kelen Coleman as Jude, a brainy writer. She adds some weight to
these episodes, as Tyler flounders in his attempt to date her.

“Legit,” 10 p.m., FXX. Last week, Jim met someone who’s
perfect in every way (cute, smart, sexy) but one: She’s a racist. Should he
dump her? A sharp episode sometimes plays like an R-rated “Seinfeld.”

“Ali G Rezurection,” 10:30 p.m., FXX. With a clever new
introduction, here’s an “Ali G Show” episode from a decade ago. As various
characters, Sasha Baron Cohen talks to wine-tasters, drug-dog trainers, ABC
newsman Sam Donaldson and a Southern preacher who says he turns gays straight.


TV column for Tuesday, March 11

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Agents of SHIELD,” 8 p.m., ABC.

After starting slowly – too slowly, fans said – “Shield” is
adding pieces of the Marvel universe. Tonight it’s Lady Sif, the warrior
goddess from Asgard and the lover of Thor, her friend since childhood.

Sif has been in comics since 1964 and in poetry since the 13th
century. In the “Thor” movies, she’s played by Jaimie Alexander (“Kyle XY”),
who shows up here, chasing the deadly seductress Lorelei to Earth.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “About a Boy,” 9:01 p.m., NBC.

The first two episodes kept the focus on David Walton as the
self-centered Will and Minnie Driver as Fiona, the intense mom next door. Now
Al Madrigal (“The Daily Show”) gets some attention.

He plays Andy, the overwhelmed father of three who is Will’s
only friend. Despite his wife’s doubts, he asks Will to be a godfather; Will
asks him to come to go bowling. Both notions implode in funny ways.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “The Real Housewives of New York City”
season-opener, 9 p.m., Bravo.

The newcomer is Kristen Taekman, who jokes she’s “not the
sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m pretty.”

Don’t believe that first part; she’s a sharp observer of
many things, including the friendship of Carole Radziwell and Heather Thompson
(“they seem like my crazy, drunk aunts”) and a posh party: “I clearly don’t
spend any time on the Upper East Side, and now I know why.”

The gathering continues the fight in last season’s finale
(which reruns at 8). It’s in the home of Sonja Morgan, who “must have 100-plus
interns,” Ramona says, including interchangeable redheads named Rachel. Morgan,
50, also has a change in romance: “My ex is in his 80s and Ben is in his 20s.”

Other choices include:

“The Voice,” 8 p.m., NBC. The auditions conclude, setting up
next week’s battles round.

“Glee,” 8 p.m., Fox. It time for the nationals in Los
Angeles, in a busy hour that has Skylar Astin (“Pitch Perfect”) and, playing
themselves, Jackee Harry, Marlee Matlin and Johanna Rohrbach.

“NCIS,” 8 p.m., CBS. In a rerun, a murder case takes the
team to an Afghan women’s shelter that Mike Franks secretly supported for

“NCIS: Los Angeles,” 9 p.m., CBS. This rerun has the team
working with Homeland Security, after the death of a railroad security guard
points to a potential plot.

“New Girl” and “Brooklyn Nine Nine,” 9 and 9:30 p.m., Fox.
Both of these clever shows have already been renewed for next season. Tonight,
Jess hires (and then must fire) Coach; in “Brooklyn,” Jake (Andy Samberg) is a
hyperactive best man for Boyle’s upcoming wedding.

“Justified,” 10 p.m., FX. Two loads of heroin are making the
perilous trip from the border to Kentucky – one of them driven by fools. That
sets up a pair of climactic encounters that include a Memphis agent (Eric
Roberts) who seems a lot like Raylan.

“Chrisley Knows Best” debut, 10 and 10:30 p.m., USA. Reality
shows like quirky characters, but this one goes too far. Rich and self-obsessed,
Todd Chrisley is a nightmare of a dad, hovering over his teens’ lives.

“My Big Fat Geek Wedding,” 10 p.m., Syfy. Can Internet
combat lead to romance? This special views the wedding plans of two people who met
playing “Final Fantasy.”

TV column for Monday, March 10

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE: “Believe” debut, 10:01 p.m., NBC.

Eight days ago, Alfonso Cuaron was dominating the Academy
Awards. He won two Oscars (for directing and co-editing “Gravity”) and his
movie won five more.

Now Cuaron has another splash. He co-wrote “Believe,” is
producing it with J.J. Abrams (“Lost,” “Fringe”) and others and directed this strong
opener, about a gifted 10-year-old girl and the people who stalk or protect
her. At times too dependent on lucky breaks for the good guys and blundering by
the villains, this is still an appealing mixture of action and intensity, plus
specks of humor.

TONIGHT’S MUST-SEE II: “The Bachelor” finale, 8 p.m., ABC,
with follow-up at 10:01.

In the 18 editions of this show, this may be unprecedented –
a bachelor disliked by many viewers.

Some were angry when Juan Pablo Galavis, 32, insulted gays.
(Galavis – born in the U.S., but raised in Venezuela, where he played pro
soccer – blamed  language problems.) Some
found him vacant, they delighted when two women quit the show, one saying he
had no interest in her as a person.

Still, others find him charming. Tonight, we’ll learn if he’s
chosen Clare Crawley, 32, a hairstylist, or Nikki Ferrell, 26, a pediatric
nurse and part-time model. We’ll also learn if they’ve chosen him.

TONIGHT’S ALTERNATIVE: “Teen Wolf,” 10 p.m., MTV.

One character manages to sum this up succinctly: “I don’t
think Sherlock Holmes could figure out half the crap that goes on in this town.”

Or in this episode. It’s stuffed with big moments that seem
like finales and/or music videos, but it’s also a blur. Complicating things,
only the women are allowed to be individuals; the men tend to look and act in
identical, strong-and-silent ways. There are lots of tense moments, plus a very
stylish one, as two characters dare to stroll through a third’s mind.

Other choices include:

“The Voice,” 8-10 p.m., NBC. Auditions conclude today and
Tuesday, setting up the battle round.

“Bones,” 8 p.m., Fox. Returning to its old night, “Bones”
pairs Booth with a CIA agent (Freddie Prinze Jr.)

“How I Met Your Mother,” 8 p.m., CBS. Marshall is desperate
to learn where Molly went, after walking out in the middle of their argument.

“Switched at Birth,” 8 p.m., ABC Family. Last week’s
episode, stuffed with dance scenes (fantasy and otherwise) left Daphne
determined to seek a pre-med program. Now she helps at the clinic’s fundraiser.

“Mike & Molly,” 9 p.m., CBS. When Molly’s sister brings a
guy home, people figure she might finally have found the right one for her.

“Mom,” 9:30 p.m., CBS. In a rerun, Christy won’t admit that
life is easier when her mom is there.

“Those Who Kill,” 10 p.m., A&E. Last week’s excellent
opener left Thomas (James D’Arcy), a forensic psychologist), perplexed about Catherine
(Chloe Sevigny), a police detective. Tonight, he investigates her past, while
she investigates a murder case.